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Childhood Confessions

Childhood Confessions

by Mike Hasenauer

Comedy Personal Journals

Season 2

Childhood Confessions with Kat!

The wait is over! Season 2 of Childhood Confessions is back, and Kat is kicking it off with a stories you truly can’t make up. We talk about her childhood and upbringing and lots of family dynamics, multiple “dads,” a complicated relationship with her mom, brothers, and a home life that wasn’t easy (and yes, it gets real). But don’t worry: we balance the heavier moments with the exact level of ridiculous you expect from this show. We play an AIM Away Message Game that instantly transports us back to the golden age of passive-aggressive teen poetry, and Kat reads a passage from Mike' 2nd grade journal entry that includes a strong opinion about a truck… that may or may not be a safety hazard.

Childhood Confessions with Kristen Fellows!

We’re back for Season 2 of Childhood Confessions, and we’re kicking things off with the hilarious Kristen Fellows! In this episode, we dive deep into the weird and wonderful quirks of childhood, including the undeniable chewiness of Polly Pocket’s tiny rubber clothes. Kristen shares a confession so bizarre, it’ll make you reconsider your snack choices (and possibly the nearest bathroom). Plus, we put our moral compasses to the test with a round of Fuck, Marry, Kill—but with animated characters. Buckle up for some nostalgia, some chaos, and plenty of laughs! 🎧 Listen now and let the confessions begin!

Season 1

Childhood Confessions with Alex Watts!

This week on Childhood Confessions,, I sit down with Alex Watts to dive into the quirks of her upbringing, including stories about her imaginary friends, life as a snowman, and a shocking confession about something truly disgusting she kept in a binder! We also go head-to-head in a game of '90s Jeopardy, and to top it off, Alex reads from my second-grade journal. It's a fun-filled, nostalgic episode you don't want to miss!

Childhood Confessions with Kurt!

From Furry Farewells to Fish Stick Fury This week on Childhood Confessions, I’m joined by Kurt, who takes us on a rollercoaster ride through some unforgettable childhood memories. We dive into the trauma of the many pets that met their untimely end in his home, discuss his incredible body transformation journey, and explore the deep-seated hatred he harbors for fish sticks. We also get into some wild territory talking about van excretions (yes, you read that right), and wrap things up with a game of "Guess the Theme Song." Finally, I pull out a gem from my second-grade journal that ties everything together in the most unexpected way. Tune in for laughs, surprises, and a few moments of heartfelt reflection.

Childhood Confessions with Tara!

On this delayed release episode of Childhood Confessions, Tara joins me to share the quirks and chaos of her tomboy tubby days, including the unforgettable saga of her suicidal dog. We also delve into her childhood fear of Elizabeth Smart, reminisce about the joys (and oddities) of waterbeds, and challenge each other with a fun 90s trivia game. To top it off, Tara reads a chilling passage from my second-grade journal. It’s an episode filled with laughter, nostalgia, and stories that will take you right back to the good old days!

Childhood Confessions with Sammy!

In this hilarious and nostalgic episode of Childhood Confessions, I sit down with my longtime friend Sammy Disalvo. We take a trip down memory lane, sharing stories of growing up together and the antics we got into with each other's families. Brace yourself for some laugh-out-loud moments as the censor button gets a workout while we recount our middle and high school shenanigans. Ever wondered who got a chicken sandwich thrown at their face? Or curious about a rather unique confession involving gay army porn? We've got those stories and more! Plus, we lighten things up with a fun karaoke game that brings out Sam's show choir talents. And for a special treat, Sam reads my second-grade journal entry that captures my childhood thoughts on the Tigger Movie and Chinese food. Tune in for an episode filled with laughter, nostalgia, and a few surprising confessions!

Childhood Confessions with Derick White!

In this episode of Childhood Confessions, we sit down with Derick White for a journey through his unique and adventurous childhood. From mischievous antics that bordered on crime to growing up on a farm surrounded by cows, Derick's stories will have you laughing and reflecting on the innocence and wildness of youth. Tune in as we play a fun game of guessing the prices of iconic 90s toys – will you remember how much a Furby or a Game Boy cost back in the day? We also dive into a special reading from my childhood journal, featuring a heartfelt and humorous entry from St. Patrick's Day. Join us for a trip down memory lane filled with laughter, nostalgia, and heartfelt moments.

Childhood Confessions with Lindsay Gorman (Plucknette)!

Join us for a nostalgic and hilariously candid episode of Childhood Confessions as we welcome the witty and charming Lindsay Gorman (Plucknette) to the show! Together, we delve into the whimsical and sometimes wild tales of our childhoods. Ever had a run-in with a flock of geese? We sure did, and we're sharing all the feathery details about our irrational fear of these surprisingly intimidating birds. But that's not all—get ready for a playful twist on a classic game as we tackle "Fuck, Marry, Kill" with none other than our favorite 90s obsession: Beanie Babies! Which plushie would we choose to keep, toss, or... you know. To top it off, we read snippets from each other's childhood journals, revealing our most awkward, adorable, and utterly ridiculous past selves. This episode is packed with laughter, nostalgia, and a whole lot of confession. Tune in for a trip down memory lane that you won't want to miss!

Childhood Confessions with Tommy Power!

In this episode, I am joined by the hilarious and hot Tommy Power. Ever wondered how a love for ham, cottage cheese, and milk can shape one's adulthood? Tommy takes us down memory lane, sharing the quirky origins of his favorite foods. But that's not all! Tommy reveals a peculiar life lesson on why using a blue bath towel to dry off is a big no-no. Trust us, you won't want to miss this bizarre yet amusing anecdote. We then switch gears and dive into a fun round of 90s and 2000s trivia, testing each other's knowledge on the pop culture that defined our youth. From TV shows to games, it's a blast from the past that will have you reminiscing along with us. This episode is a bit longer than usual because once the boys get chatting, they just can't stop. And for a special treat, stay tuned until the end where Tommy and I read passages from our elementary school journals and papers. It's an episode packed with laughter, nostalgia, and a whole lot of fun. Tune in and join the conversation on Childhood Confessions!

Childhood Confessions with Anastasia Snuszka!

Join us for a musical episode with my musical friend, Anastasia! We talk about imaginary friends, discuss her fear of brooms, and play a 90's-2000's music game that she doesn't do great at! You're not going to want to miss this weeks confession and journal entry.

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