This week, the CMN gang takes a look at the greatest beef of magical comic book writers to ever exist!(And tells you its not real.) We give a run down of the hatred, plagiarism accusations and supposed "magical battle" between the two UK based comic writers that also happen to be spooky woo woos, Alan Moore and Grant Morrison. But first, we take Alan Moore to task for his opinions on chaos magic and have a discussion about the reasons why certain people don't see the value of magic as improving your material existence, but in the spiritual and the high minded. Ya know, dorks. Then we take a crack at the news; We refuse to collapse the wave function of the Iran war, we give a big belly laugh at AI poisoning saying Trump has rabies, and discuss a man suing Waffle House over a sign for delicious Strawberry Cheesecake Waffles. THEN, we settle in to d ...