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Podcast episodes
Ep.38: Mercedes in Vaporwave
This week we don't have time for anything and things keeps going wrong, so obviously we're blaming astrology. But first, we talk about Prayer, how useful it is in chaos magick, why some chaotes don't like asking god(s) for stuff, and whether or not it's appropriate to call Aries to help you lower your cholesterol. Then we have a jammed pack news segment; Conspiracy theorist sets himself on fire outside the Trump trial, a religious nut throws a pipe bomb at the Temple of Satan and leaves a 6 page note, a security guard hags up his own art in a museum and Vietnam sentences a real estate mogul to death for bank fraud. Then we round out the episode with a quick dive into everyone's favorite excuse for sending their ex a sad and horny DM, Mercury Retrograde. Mostly, we wonder if it's popularity is because we live in an increasingly communication and technology drive age, or like.... Taylor Swift apparently? All that and more, so join us or Peter Thiel will.... make more money I guess.
Ep.37: Crybaby Thelema Hours w/Coco Makhno
WARNING: Two differing trickster type entities were invoked before the recording of this podcast, and it shows! In our longest episode to date, our hosts are joined by friend of the show and occult artist Coco Makhno to talk about the theories and practices of Aleister Crowley and Thelema, and why Chaos Magicians might be interested in them, and we all talk about our first experiences with Crowley. In a jam packed news segment we talk about Mothman and the Baltimore Bridge accident(or as Cohost calls it, Biden's new infrastructure plan), the book bound in human skin that was unbound at Harvard, Diddy definitely being a Satanic Illuminati and not a guy with way too much money, and Sam Bankman Fried getting chewed on by rats. AND THEN in a mammoth of a culture piece, we tackle the complex, perplexing and genuinely fascinating history of Thelema, the OTO and the A.'.A.'., and by that I mean we talk about how they all turned on each other constantly and continue to fight to this very day! From J.F.C. Fuller threatening to sue Crowley his they were mentioned in the same breath to Jack Parsons getting cucked by L. Ron Hubbard, to Marcelo Motta kicking out almost all of his students to, we cover as much as we can and ask one question, "Who is the legitimate head of the OTO and A.'.A.'. now?" Join us, before someone shows up and changes the locks while we're not here! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Coco's Insta: https://www.instagram.com/cocomakhno/
Ep.36: Trance Shoes with Mariana Pinzón
Yo ho ho mateys; this week we have a special guest; Captain Mavis herself, Mariana Pinzon, Chaos Monk, Eight Circuit Model theorist and life coach. We talk about her new project ORMEC (Octomancy Research Monastic Expedition Crew), an invitation to "playful liberation of consciousness" combining Tim Leary and Robert Anton Wilson's 8 Circuit Model, Chaos Monastics and Narrative play with something everyone loves; Pirates. After that, it's onto the news; Haiti is having a weird time, Germany has legal weed and Trump is trying to sell you some kicks. Then we end with a segment that goes nowhere on Pirate myths, and go back to our favorite emergency segment; reading from Peter Carroll's "Interview with a Wizard" and taking pop shots at it. Oh, and Garry wants to talk about One Piece and Cohost is not having it. All that and more, so join us or be forced to walk the plank! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Mariana's Links: Site: https://chaosurfing.rocks/ Join ORMEC: https://chaosurfing.rocks/coaching/ormec/ First listener to answer the question "Where did all the aliens incarnate?" gets a discount! FB: https://www.facebook.com/mariana.pinzon3 Chaosurfing fb: https://www.facebook.com/balancedpsychonautics/ Telegram: https://t.me/s/chaosurfing
Ep.35: Minnesota Voodoo and Nine Angles of Woowoo
This week we are all about that Voodoo that you do. Or rather, that voodoo you will be doing after we get you on board with our new, long held tradition of Minnesota Voodoo. After that we do a quick Banish with Laughter and talk Bad Masonic conspiracies and the "real eyes realize real lies" school of language analysis, before rolling onto a news segment where we tell you all the news they think you should care about is pointless and scratch our heads about python smuggling. Then we go onto the meat of this episode; We talk about the Order of Nine Angles, the Nazi Satanic order of unhinged try hards. We talk about he history of their founder, Anton Long, who definitely isn't notable White Nationalist and Radical Islamist David Myatt, list off the many failures and attempts of violence by those influenced by it, and a little bit of what occult beliefs they have. All that and more unless the Temple ov Cringe murder us. So join us, or the spirits of Minnesota Voodoo will hear about it! https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews
Ep.34: Just Cut All This
This week we get a little derailed and might have to cut some things. Our hosts talk about the loss of the absurd and surreal in Chaos magick and if that's really a bad thing, then talk about giving drugs to spirits and the royal bloodline of the Frog Jesus in "Banish with Laughter". THEN, the only good news story this week is the radioactive mutant wolves at Chernobyl, with Joe Biden's brain rot, Judges shitposting at work, and women not wanting to have sex anymore rounding out the rest until we end on the return of "Fringe or Cringe; CULT EDITION", where we rate obscure cults on how cringe they are. Join us, or learn the secrets of the Totemic Amphibious Spirits of the Water as Elucidated by the Necronomicon physics(whatever that means). FOR LINKS TO ALL THINGS CMN: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews