Call Your Mom
Season 1
A Suggestive Snail
Pinoy Pop
Observing the Law of the Peasant Road
One Mother-Lovin' Banana
A Streetcar that Smells Like Certs
Full of Sha Vim
Captain Chester Drawers
Possessed by a Fart Monster
Two Coffees and a Red Bull
by Jordan Goodnature and Kristi Smith
Alternative Titles for this episode include What You Eating, Sweet Husband Jerry?, Unfortunate Radio Sound, and A Pit Master Christmas This week on Call Your Mom, Jordan battles an unusually intelligent mouse, Kristi takes a tumble, Jerry checks for poop, and we both debrief House of the Dragon and the Great British Baking Show. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Alternative titles for this episode include Little Dough Calves, Treat Yo’Self, Eggs are Stupid, Average Ant Man Enjoyer, No Rack, and Fart-Castin’ There is a lot of ambient noise in this one! Put it on and pretend that you are sitting in the living room watching football while we bake a cake in the other room. This week, we rejoin the fam for the second half of Jerry’s birthday celebration. We finish baking the cake, we flex our muscles, we talk about the Disneyfication of Star Wars and Marvel, and we explore the merits of modern music. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Alternative Titles include Chest Ball, Load-Bearing SquishMallow, and Kristi's Texts Segment This episode of Call Your Mom keeps up our annual tradition of having a lot of background noise to celebrate Jerry’s birthday! This week, we struggle with DoorDash deliveries, talk about Jerry’s interesting YouTube habits, explore Harper’s penchant for stuffed animals, eat the chip on Jordan’s shoulder with some salsa, and bemoan how slow people drive on the express way. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Alternative Titles include Right Lovely, The Cloud Slippies Went Home with the Lord, Eight Bags of Carrots, and Genuflecting in the Car On this funneh episode of Call Your Mom, we talk about work, especially how nice it is to work from home, what shoes can (and can’t) recover from, future grandkids and the books that Kristi will read them, MacGyver-ing a utensil to eat cheesecake with, and the dangers of too many melatonins. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Alternative Titles for this episode include Faculty & Staff in My Eye, Corn Product Probably, You Think That HIPPO is Cute?, and Car Alarm Noises This week on Call Your Mom, we explore funerary fun, talk about eye problems, get astounded at Harper’s opinion of babies, imagine what Kristi’s grandbabies will call her and Jere, and reminisce about Phineas and Ferb. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Alternative Titles for this episode include Optimum Dry, Leisure Ware, Your Whole Schleppin’ Life, and Prayer Leaderboard This week, we explore the intricacies of different dryers, Kristi gaslights herself into thinking she’s going bald, we navigate technical difficulties, talk about how fun it is to pick out kid’s backpacks and pack their little lunchies, expound on the power of prayer, and share our recent purchases. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Alternative Titles for this episode include Don’t Bite That Hedgehog!, Diet Soda Hostage Situation, and Just Another Monday BiffDay Join us this week as we jump right in to our normal book corner, explore modern television, talk about the importance of reading to your babies, remodel our rooms, and take a potty break. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Alternative Titles for this episode include Fruity Tips with Jordan, Avatar for the Spirit of Fart, and GorgeWa TortWa On this episode of Call Your Mom, we munch some fruit and talk about jewelry and tearfully rank our favorite Pixar movies and explore what they mean to us - who’s idea was this anyway? It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Alternative Titles for this episode include But Mostly It’s Smut, Bunny Hop International, and Hagrid Hair Join us this week on Call Your Mom where we talk about a Netflix show that’s a little bit dirty, the best westerns (movies, not the hotel chain), training etiquette, the cost of higher education, and more. It’s time to Call Your Mom!
Alternative Titles for this episode include Stick That Right Up Your Bum, Cubicles the Mathlete, and Skortland Yerd Join us this week as we celebrate the life of Vin Scully and Joy Bear, explore the psyche of college mascots, talk about work conditions, get shocked about how Christmas decorations are already on sale at Hobby Lobby, relive the glory days of real-life books, and talk about some of our favorite (and not so favorite) authors. It’s time to Call Your Mom!