Michael Wolff has new details on Natalie Harp's extraordinary access to Donald Trump — including staffers joking about the president "patting" her, and a reported internal competition among staff to out-submit each other for his attention. Meanwhile, the Supreme Court has cleared Trump to keep building his $400 million White House ballroom, ruling that the National Trust for Historic Preservation doesn't have standing to stop it, even as Chief Justice Roberts calls the project "likely unlawful." Then things get even more absurd: MAGA influencer Cam Higby appears to gag live on Fox News mid-defense of Israel policy, and RFK Jr. gets physically blocked — twice — from retaking his spot behind Trump by Dr. Oz, in a White House power struggle three clips deep.

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