.Happy Halloween Bimbos!

This week, Bertrude's decided to rile up the millennials (again) by making some big claims: Chew rocks, Halloweentown! Gobble a dong, Phantom of the Megaplex! Girl vs. Monster is the best Halloween Disney Channel Original Movie... concept... we're not sold on the execution either. So we're rewriting it! Vaguely... we have concepts of a storyboard. But one thing is clear: Henry has GOT to go.

In addition to Miss Girl vs. Madame Monster, we'll also drum up some rousing discourse! Including, but not limited to: the role of pretentious film lingo in DCOM discussions, how bad wigs can flop your (surprisingly necessary) flashback opening, and how you really do only need to end a movie once (wrap it up Olivia Holt!! This ain't The Sound of Music!). Alrightly! Love ya, please enjoy.

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