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Bimbo Book Club

Bimbo Book Club

by Bertrude & Jade

Season 2

Ariana Grande: Donutgate | S2 EP17 | Bimbo Book Club

Hey guys, it’s us, Bimbo Book Club- yuh! After years of bad Ariana Grande impressions, she’s finally getting her time in the BBC spotlight. Unfortunately, it is for Donutgate. In 2015, Ariana Grande licked a donut (ew) and said she hated America (slay) BUT there were ~undertones~ of body shaming that don’t sit right with us. However, 10 years later, we see it a bit differently. We will assess the blame that can go to Wolfie donuts, the iconic moments throughout, and of course, we will absolutely bust the “laughing gas” myth (bc Arinators… what were you even trying to do with that one?) DISCLAIMER: we are discussing this in the context of a wild 2015 scandal that we look back on now and laugh. Any comments on the bodies/appearances of those involved today will be deleted. We will also be discussing diet/ED tumblr and other potentially triggering topics, pls interact in the way that is best for you! Follow Us! ( / bimbobookclubpod ) ( / bimbobookclubpod ) Find us on your favorite podcast app, and anywhere else we may be loitering linktr.ee/bimbobookclubpod Submit your Marketable Traits: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FA...

The Other Two | S2 Ep 15 | Bimbo Book Club

So maybe this is our 51st episode, but we're choosing to celebrate our 50th today (we didn't realize last episode whoops). This week we are diving into a fundamental component of bimbo lore, the first project we ever book clubbed: The Other Two. This comedy not only cracks us up, but- for better or for worse- it makes us feel SEEN. Join us as we navigate this minefield of a show and giggle to our toes at the bimbo representation. Chase dreams divas! Follow Us! (https://www.instagram.com/bimbobookclubpod/) (https://www.tiktok.com/@bimbobookclubpod) Find us on your favorite podcast app, and anywhere else we may be loitering linktr.ee/bimbobookclubpod The Other Two is Streaming on HBO Max

Epic Universe at Universal Studios Florida | S2 Ep 14

LISTEN. We love theme parks. Disney or not. If it’s been covered by Defunctland, we’ve discussed. So, this week we broke down the queerest media available: Universal Studios Florida’s Epic Universe. Jade did some boots (🏳️‍🌈) on the ground reporting, and Bertrude has watched every piece of content available on the park. From Darkmoore to the Isle of Berk, we’ve diving into the good, the bad, and the worst (Harry Potter’s Ministry of Magic Ride). Buckle up (only lap bars tho, sorry) and tell us your favorite attraction at Epic Universe Follow Us! (https://www.instagram.com/bimbobookclubpod/) (https://www.tiktok.com/@bimbobookclubpod) Find us on your favorite podcast app, and anywhere else we may be loitering linktr.ee/bimbobookclubpod

Breaking Down the Once Upon a Timeline \ S2 Ep 13 | Bimbo Book Club

Once Upon a Time two bimbos entered an unfamiliar realm and attempted to make sense of it all…. Bertrude watched the first 5 seasons of Once Upon a Time, Jade did not. But, as a love letter to the 22 episode season of American television, Bertrude is walking us through all the ways the divas in charge of this show tried to keep it fresh. Yes, Peter Pan is Rumplestilsken’s father. Yes, Captain Hook is hot. Yes, Regina is the back bone of this show. Tune in and tell us your favorite unhinged moment from OUAT Follow Us! ( / bimbobookclubpod ) ( / bimbobookclubpod ) Find us on your favorite podcast app, and anywhere else we may be loitering linktr.ee/bimbobookclubpod Submit your Marketable Traits: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FA... Once Upon a Time is steaming on Disney+ and Hulu

Getting Heterophobic (Love Island) | S2 Ep12 | Bimbo Book Club

A hot new bombshell has entered the villa- and its Bertrude in a bye-bye vest, because this week Jade is filling them in on all things from Love Island US Season 8. Titi should be in jail- we know that. Sincere should be shipped off to an island of men- we know that. Zach is gay- duh. Join us as we try to support what the choose to not keep behind closed doors and celebrate one (1) straight couple (spoiler alert: its the one with the boy that looks like Bertrude's 2020 crush) Follow Us! (https://www.instagram.com/bimbobookclubpod/) (https://www.tiktok.com/@bimbobookclubpod) Find us on your favorite podcast app, and anywhere else we may be loitering linktr.ee/bimbobookclubpod

Joyful Noise | S2 EP12 | Bimbo Book Club

In 2012, Keke Palmer, Jeremy Jordan, Dolly Parton, and Queen Latifah came together to make one of the most movies of all time: Joyful Noise! (We know this isn’t a Disney movie, Bertrude’s doing something else entirely). You might think this movie is Christian Pitch Perfect, but that is just one of the movies crammed into this runtime! Trying to accomplish the tasks of up four (4) movies in one go, this movie absolutely HOOFS IT through the plot and we gotta keep up. But it’s all worth it for the diner scene (iykyk). Tune in, enjoy, try to keep up! Baby, this is Bimbo Book Club

S2 Ep 11. Back to Buzzy

In 2018, the Buzzy animatronic was stolen from the Wonders of Life Pavilion at Epcot. He still has not been found. We covered this in 2020 and safe to say there have been some developments, including Stolen Kingdom (https://instagram.com/stolenkingdomfilm). We dive into the new Buzzy drama, and reveal some of our own information never before shown to the public. And Patrick Spikes may be an even bigger liar than we thought. Stolen Kingdom is currently touring (dates on instagram, and releasing on digital 8/1)

S2 EP10 | The Country Bears | Bimbo Book Club

Hi there music fans! With Eurovision wrapping up and our trip down memory lane last week, we chose to revisit the most significant contribution to puppet-based movie musicals (according to Bertrude): The Country Bears! This 2002 Disney film is not necessarily… good, but it is very fun, with one weirdly tearjerking moment. It’s a cornerstone here folks, so like it or not, get ready for a TREAT Follow Us! (https://www.instagram.com/bimbobookclubpod/) (https://www.tiktok.com/@bimbobookclubpod) Find us on your favorite podcast app, and anywhere else we may be loitering linktr.ee/bimbobookclubpod The Country Bears is available to stream on Disney+

S2 EP9: Escape from Tomorrow | Bimbo Book Club

Ok listen. This episode is a treat, in a way. We’ve covered this topic before and it went terribly, and so we decided to do it again… and it didn’t get better! Escape from Tomorrow (2013) was illegally filmed in Disney Parks, and they pinned the success on that. Divas, this story is incoherent, astonishingly pre-AI, and pre-male-loneliness-epidemic. It’s daddy issues like you’ve seen a million times before, it’s problematic in ways you wouldn’t even think of, and BOY HOWDY does it take itself seriously. Tune in, because we’re done trying to escape this movie- and we’re fighting back Follow Us! ( / bimbobookclubpod ) ( / bimbobookclubpod ) Find us on your favorite podcast app, and anywhere else we may be loitering linktr.ee/bimbobookclubpod Submit your Marketable Traits: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FA...

S2 EP7 | Dance Moms Pilot | Bimbo Book Club

Hello Bimbos! There are many facts of life: don't eat yellow snow, wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming, and if you yell at us we're gonna cwy. That's right: we're heading to sunny balmy Pittsburg Pennsylvania, because apparently that's where Abby Lee Miller was "succeeding" when television found her. It's the pilot of Dance Moms divas! Jade has watched this show since it aired, Bertrude is going to have a stroke trying to remember the names. It's a good time, we promise. linktr.ee/bimbobookclubpod Socials: @bimbobookclubpod

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