Here is a podcast blurb based on the script for Episode 8:

Bede Burn Banter | Episode 8: The Sports Day Spectacular 🏆

Mark your calendars, pack your sun cream (and an umbrella!), and start stretching those hamstrings—the legendary Bede Burn Sports Day is back! In this episode, hosts Jack and Freddie are officially counting down to June 8th, 2026, as the school prepares to step through the magic gate and onto the elite running track of Monkton Stadium.

Join the boys as they break down the upcoming sports action and serve up a side of raw observational comedy in the Banter Break. From the utter carnage and professional hamstring stretches of the infamous Parents' Race to the magical, thumb-glued mystery of the Year 3 Egg and Spoon race, no one is safe—including the nice teachers who suddenly transform in ...