Beards & Sundries
by Joe, Jay, and AnthonySeason 9
Did you order a blowout or did you get a bl*wjob on live television? This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are unpacking the viral QVC slip-up heard 'round the world before diving headfirst into two of our favorite topics: juicy cheeseburgers and unhinged Karen encounters. Inspired by live TV chaos, the boys rate their favorite burger joints, break down what makes a truly elite cheeseburger, and share ridiculous stories about entitled Karens in the wild. Plus, we’re back with an absolutely unhinged, wild sponsor that will make you question our marketing standards. Inside Episode 7: • The QVC Blowout Debacle: Our hilarious breakdown of the live TV slip-up that broke the internet. • Cheeseburgers & Karens: Ranking top-tier burgers and sharing our best (and worst) customer service nightmare stories. • Sponsor Spotlight: A completely wild, NSFW sponsor break you won't see coming. • Beardo Community Mail: Catching up with our favorite listeners and community updates. • Crumbl Corner: Back at the tasting table to review this week’s cookie lineup. • Joe’s Custom Studio Game: Joe takes the wheel to host a brand-new, hilariously chaotic game for Jay and Anthony. Grab a burger, keep your hair intact, and hit play for an hour of pure queer comedy and Southern banter! 🔮 Visit our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and never miss an episode of your favorite gay comedy podcast! 
When Life Gives You Pandemics, GET DRUNK!
Everything is bigger in Texas—including our list of complaints! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony take aim at the Lone Star State. We break down the very few things we actually like about Texas, and dive deep into the long list of things we absolutely cannot stand. Plus, this week's episode is brought to you by our questionable new sponsor: "Pink Gun"—because nothing says self-defense like targeted gender marketing. Inside Episode 5: • The Texas Roast: We break down the good, the bad, and the ugly of the Lone Star State (spoiler: mostly the ugly). • Sponsor Spotlight: A hilarious look at "Pink Gun"—the ultimate firearm for ladies who want a little glam with their bang. • Beardo Mailbag: Hearing from our amazing community of listeners. • Houston Tarot Reading: Pulling cards to see what spiritual forces await Jay on his upcoming trip to Houston. • Crumbl Corner: Back at the table to review this week’s cookie lineup. • The Texas Double-Header: We cap off the episode with TWO full studio games dedicated to Texas trivia and lore. It’s a full-on Southern hootenanny you definitely don't want to miss! 🔮 Tour our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and share the show with your favorite anti-Texas bestie! 
Move over Jenny Craig, Try New Cyclosporiasis
Grab your golf balls and check your grip! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are heading out to the green for an episode entirely dedicated to the sport of golf. The boys discuss their personal love-hate relationship with the game. Sure, it’s an absolute nightmare for environmental resources, but is there anything better than getting entirely buzzed on a golf cart in the afternoon sun? We think not. Plus, things get highly suggestive as the crew unpacks the art of a good swing, a solid stroke, and how much whacking is too much whacking. Inside Episode 3: • Teeing Off: Our unfiltered thoughts on playing golf, driving golf carts, and day-drinking on the fairway. • The Eco-Trap: A hilarious breakdown of why golf courses are terrible for the planet, despite being so damn fun. • Beardo Check-In: We hear from our incredible community and read your latest listener updates. • The Crumbl Intermission: Why we are skipping Crumbl Corner this week (blame Joe and Anthony’s chaotic travel schedules forcing a double-recording day!). • Jay's Masterclass Game: Jay steps up to the tee to test Joe and Anthony's knowledge with a fast-paced, trivia-packed golf game. Whether you're a scratch golfer, a miniature golf champion, or just here to watch three gay bears make an exhausting number of stroke jokes, we’ve got you covered. 🔮 Check out our fresh Tarot-themed layout at https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and never miss an episode of your favorite gay comedy podcast! 
Too Busy BiscingOFF To Think of an Episode Title
Pulling a New Season! Welcome Back to season 9!
Season 8
GAME OVER: for more than just this season in modern America
Episode 22: We’re sorry, Gen Z. It’s a somber but hilarious realization this week as the guys look at the youngest working generation and realize we owe them a massive apology. We break down the traits we love to make fun of, only to admit that Millennials and Boomers created the exact landscape they are surviving in. Highlights of this episode: The Apology Tour: Why Millennials need to take accountability for the timeline. Beardo Check-In: We play and answer the latest messages from our listeners. Crumbl Corner: The weekly cookie deep-dive with the boys. The "No Cap" Game: Jay hosts a game testing our knowledge of Gen Z vocabulary. From rizz to skibidi and everything in between, we discover just how old we really are. Put on your baggy jeans, grab a high-calorie cookie, and join the generational peace treaty. Episode 21: This week, we’re dealing with the heavy stuff... and the messy stuff. We open the floor to discuss the existential crises hanging over our heads, only for the tone to completely derail when Jay confesses to a nighttime accident that inspired this week’s lovely title. Highlights include: The Meaning of Life: Navigating existential dread in 2026. Freddy Pooper: Jay’s dream Beardo Community: Reading letters from the listeners who keep us sane. Crumbl Corner: Reviewing the latest cookie drop. The Mandela Effect: Anthony plays a game that completely shatters our perception of history and pop culture. Breathe through the existential dread, check your sheets, and hit subscribe! 
