Ahh! You Scared Me

Ahh! You Scared Me

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Oh Pooh!: Brickin' in with WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY

"Oh, Bother!" In this gory, honey-soaked episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie brave the 100 Acre Wood to review the viral 2023 British indie slasher, Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey. Directed by Rhys Frake-Waterfield, this low-budget horror reimagines A.A. Milne’s beloved childhood classic into a feral, blood-drenched nightmare that sparked the "Poohniverse." Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: Rhys Frake-Waterfield Cast: Nikolai Leon, Maria Taylor, Craig David Dowsett, Chris Cordell Podcast Segments AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform a tense, atmospheric AI script where Alex corners—or is cornered by—a guttural, raspy Winnie-the-Pooh with a booming, ravenous appetite for human meat instead of honey. The Scare-o-meter: The hosts break down the sheer brutality of the kills, measuring Pooh and Piglet's visceral rampage against their goofy rubber masks. Why Did They Do That?: Mike calls out Christopher Robin's sheer audacity for abandoning dependent hybrid creatures, leaving them to starve, and then proudly bringing his new wife back to the crime scene years later. Connect With Us Social Media: Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com (Remember, that's "Ahh" with two H's!) Next Week: Check the back seat and don't flash your headlights! We’re heading to Pendleton College to dissect campus folklore and killer parkas in the 1998 teen slasher classic, Urban Legend! Note: This episode contains major spoilers and questionable Winnie-the-Pooh dad jokes.

Connect The Cuts: Exorcising THE DEVIL INSIDE

"Connect the Cuts!" In this spine-chilling and hilariously candid episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie travel to the Vatican to review the notorious 2012 supernatural found-footage horror film, The Devil Inside. Directed by William Brent Bell, this divisive box-office hit blends documentary realism, multiple demonic possessions, and one of the most abrupt, infuriating endings in modern horror cinema. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: William Brent Bell Cast: Fernanda Andrade, Simon Quarterman, Evan Helmuth, Suzan Crowley Podcast Segments AI Script Time: Mike and Katie tackle a surprisingly dramatic, AI-generated rogue exorcism script featuring Isabella and Father Ben The Scare-o-meter: Weighing pure viewing spooks against the sheer dread of being in the room, the hosts score the multiple-demon terror an official 8 out of 10. Why Did They Do That?: Mike and Katie question why Michael prioritised turning on his car GoPros over stopping an out-of-control vehicle, and how anyone casually walked out of that chaotic baptism scene. Connect With Us Social Media: Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com (Remember, that’s "Ahh" with two H’s!)# Next Episode: Oh, bother... We're heading into the 100 Acre Wood as childhood memories get brutally butchered in Rhys Frake-Waterfield's viral 2023 slasher, Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey! Note: This episode contains strong language, adult themes, spoilers galore, deep debates on sleep postures, and proof that nobody should rely on a defunct promotional website to finish a movie.

What Are You Waiting For?: Hooked on I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

"What Are You Waiting For?!" In this killer episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie dive headfirst into late-’90s slasher nostalgia to review the 1997 teen horror classic, I Know What You Did Last Summer. Written by Kevin Williamson (Scream) and based on Lois Duncan’s 1973 novel, this seaside slasher delivers slickers, fishhooks, bizarre taunts, and an iconic ensemble cast running for their lives. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: Jim Gillespie Cast: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe, Freddie Prinze Jr., Johnny Galecki Podcast Segments AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform a tense, atmospheric AI-generated script where Julie and Ray stand on a foggy, isolated dock at 2:00 AM, confronting the dark secret rotting right beneath them. The Scare-o-meter: The hosts rate the terrifying Fisherman (Benjamin Willis) on a scale of 1 to 10—debating whether his killer organizational skills make him scarier than his actual hook. Why Did They Do That?: Mike and Katie dissect the questionable survival logic of the characters—from lingering in the middle of a dark road to dumping bodies off docks, ignoring obvious jump scares, and Barry's sheer recklessness. Connect With Us Social Media: Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com (Remember, that's "Ahh" with two H's!) Next Week: Grab your holy water and prepare to visit a website for more information—next week, we’re heading to Rome to tackle the notorious 2012 found-footage exorcism flick, The Devil Inside! Note: This episode contains adult themes, strong language, major plot spoilers, and heated debates over Sarah Michelle Gellar's pageant queen status and mid-90s wig continuity.

Home Movies To Die For: Projecting The Horrors of SINISTER

"Don't worry Daddy, I'll make you famous again." In this spine-tingling and hilarious episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie settle into the living room to review the 2012 supernatural horror hit, Sinister. Directed by Scott Derrickson and co-written by C. Robert Cargill, this found-footage hybrid takes ghost stories, true crime obsession, and creepy home movies to an unsettling, lawnmower-fueled level. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: Scott Derrickson Cast: Ethan Hawke, Juliet Rylance, James Ransone, Fred Dalton Thompson Podcast Segments AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform a tense, dramatic AI-generated script where true crime writer "Arthur" (Mike) and his pragmatic wife "Sarah" (Katie) clash over a late-night Super 8 projection session. The Scare-o-meter: The hosts rate the film’s ancient, child-corrupting deity, Buguul (aka Mr. Boogie), on a scale of 1 to 10. Why Did They Do That?: Mike and Katie question Ellison’s brilliant survival instincts—specifically, moving your family into a house where a horrifying crime occurred, keeping it a total secret from your wife, and then being shocked when local gossip reaches the kids at school! Connect With Us Social Media: Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com (Remember, that's "Ahh" with two H's!) Next Episode: Grab your fisherman's raincoat and watch your back—we're heading to North Carolina to review the 1997 slasher classic, I Know What You Did Last Summer! Note: This episode contains major spoilers and an excessive amount of super 8 reel debate.

Button, Button, Who's Got The Button!: Digesting DRAG ME TO HELL

"Get Your Filthy Pig Knuckle Off My Desk!" In this curse-ridden episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie attempt to avoid eternal damnation as they review Sam Raimi's 2009 supernatural horror-comedy classic, Drag Me to Hell. From flies and demonic goats to extreme cheek-gumming and questionable car-park security, the hosts dissect some of the gross-out moments and campy scares. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: Sam Raimi Cast: Alison Lohman, Justin Long, Lorna Raver Podcast Segments AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform an dramatic AI-generated confrontation between Christine and Mrs. Ganush - complete with impressive (and mildly questionable) accents! The Scare-o-meter: The hosts rate the terrifying "Lamia" demon and Mrs. Ganush’s curse on a scale of 1 to 10. Why Did They Do That?: Mike and Katie question the characters' choices—specifically why Christine didn't just Google how to pass the button off sooner, and why it took her so long to react to a stranger in her back seat. Connect With Us Social Media: Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com (Remember, that's "Ahh" with two H's!) Next Week: We’re heading up to the attic, ignoring every obvious red flag, and unboxing the ultimate nightmare fuel for 2012's supernatural creep-fest, Sinister! Note: This episode contains major spoilers and an unreasonable amount of mouth-related grossness,

Mutant Mayhem: Road-tripping Through THE HILLS HAVE EYES

"Daddy!" In this hilarious and horror-filled episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie venture deep into the desert to review the 2006 American horror remake, The Hills Have Eyes. Directed by Alexandre Aja and based on Wes Craven’s 1977 classic, this movie takes survival horror to an entirely new, mutated level. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: Alexandre Aja Cast: Aaron Stanford, Kathleen Quinlan, Vinessa Shaw, Emilie de Ravin Podcast Segments AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform a tense, dramatic AI-generated script where characters Sam and Jess face the terrifying realization that they are being watched in the desert. The Scare-o-meter: The hosts rate the film's terrifying mutants on a scale of 1 to 10. Why Did They Do That?: Mike and Katie question the characters' survival instincts—specifically, Brenda's inability to wake up while a mutant is caressing her head. Connect With Us Social Media: Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com (Remember, that's "Ahh" with two H's!) Next Week: We're cursing our buttons and preparing to bargain with the Lamia for Sam Raimi's 2009 supernatural horror-comedy classic, Drag Me to Hell! Note: This episode contains major spoilers, a high volume of mutant talk, and explicit proof that Mike shouldn't be left in charge of the audio recorder.

Ghosting the Group Chat: Screen-Sharing Our Breakdown of UNFRIENDED

Join Katie and Mike in this week's episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, as they log on, video chat, and dive headfirst into the 2014 supernatural screen-life horror film, Unfriended. Directed by Leo Gabriadze and produced by Timur Bekmambetov, this found-footage style film unfolds entirely over a teenager's MacBook screen. The duo breaks down the movie's unique pacing, the early 2010s technology nostalgia and the sheer terror of an untargeted spirit taking over a Skype group call. From digital footprints to gruesome, involuntary blender accidents, your hosts discuss the ultimate teenage nightmare of online bullying coming back from the dead to haunt you. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: Leo Gabriadze Cast: Shelley Hennig, Moses Storm, Renee Olstead, Will Peltz, Jacob Wysocki, Courtney Halverson Podcast Segments AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform a tense, script where "Jess" and "Mike" realize they can't kick a mysterious entity named Billy227 out of their chatroom. The Scare-o-meter: The hosts rate Laura Barns’ vengeful spirit. Why Did They Do That?: Mike and Katie question why these high schoolers didn't just coordinate, count to three, and all close their laptops at the exact same time. Connect With Us Social Media: Follow us @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com (that’s Ahh with two H’s!) Next Week: We're packing up the station wagon and heading into the desert for Wes Craven's brutal 2006 remake, The Hills Have Eyes! Note: This episode contains adult themes, strong language, and enough talk about vintage social media layouts to make you feel ancient.

The Street Where You Live: Inspecting the HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET

"I'm not Carrie-Anne!" In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie wonder into the cul-de-sac of horror as they deep-dive into the 2012 psychological thriller House at the End of the Street. Directed by Mark Tonderai, the film stars a pre-Hunger Games Jennifer Lawrence, Elisabeth Shue, and Max Thieriot in a story about a mother and daughter who move next door to a house with a grim, bloody history. From a weirdly intense debate about climbing trees to escape killers to a real-life horror haunting in the studio, the duo unpacks why this horror movie might actually just be a thriller in disguise. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: Mark Tonderai Cast: Jennifer Lawrence, Max Thieriot, Elisabeth Shue Podcast Segments AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform an AI-generated script where characters Kelly and Ryan have a tense confrontation over a mysterious padlock on a basement door. The Scare-o-meter: The hosts rate the film's reclusive neighbor, Ryan, on a scale of 1 to 10. Why Did They Do That?: Mike and Katie question the characters' survival instincts, standard movie logic, and why anyone would choose to stay in a house with that much basement history. Connect With Us Social Media: Follow us @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com Next Week: We’re logging on to see why exactly we've been Unfriended Note: This episode contains spoilers, strong language, and a real-life attic haunting that makes our host say Ahh! You Scared Me

Snow Place To Hide: Assimilating THE THING

In this spine-chilling yet hilarious episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie brave the sub-zero temperatures of Antarctica to review John Carpenter’s 1982 sci-fi horror masterpiece, The Thing. Starring a rugged, beard-heavy Kurt Russell and featuring some of the most jaw-dropping practical special effects in cinematic history, this film redefines the fear of isolation, paranoia, and body horror. From calculating exactly how long it would take the alien parasite to infect the global population to questioning why there are no women, the duo breaks down why this cult classic still gives us the creeps. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: John Carpenter Cast: Kurt Russell, Wilford Brimley, Keith David Podcast Segments AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform another terrifyingly clunky AI-generated script. This week, things get intense in the generator room as the character Martin experiences a very peculiar technical issue with his "flamethrower." Thing or Human?: Mike puts Katie's real-life biology knowledge to the test. Can she successfully differentiate between actual bizarre medical anomalies and fictional monstrosities? The Scare-o-meter: The hosts rate The Thing itself on a scale of 1 to 10 based on pure nightmare fuel, special effects, and its overall ability to make you completely lose trust in your closest friends. Why Did They Do That?: Mike and Katie question the characters' survival strategies, the extreme overuse of dynamite, and the logistics of sharing a single blade for a blood test. Connect With Us Social Media: Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com Next Week: We're uncovering secrets down the block as we dive into the 2012 psychological thriller House at the End of the Street, starring Jennifer Lawrence! Note: This episode contains major spoilers, a symphony of bodily functions, and enough talk about shape-shifting parasites to make you look very suspiciously at your family dog.

Eye See You: Looking Into JEEPERS CREEPERS

"Where'd you get those peepers?" In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie get uncomfortably close to the 2001 creature feature, Jeepers Creepers. Written and directed by Victor Salva, the movie stars Gina Phillips and Justin Long as a brother and sister driving home for spring break who cross paths with a flesh-eating ancient demon. From the legendary highway opening to the sheer frustration of why characters never just keep driving, the duo breaks down the ultimate road trip from hell. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: Victor Salva Cast: Gina Phillips, Justin Long, Jonathan Breck Podcast Segments AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform an AI-generated script featuring a bizarre encounter with a local cat lady who might just know a little too much about the Creeper. The Scare-o-meter: The hosts rate the Creeper on his scariness and evaluate his penchant for sniffing dirty laundry. Dead Serious Questions: Mike and Katie ask the real questions: Why didn't they just hook their feet inside the pipe? Why does Trish keep stalling the car? And is that a real-life murder connection? Connect With Us Social Media: Follow us on Instagram, X, and Facebook @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email: Reach out to us at ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com Next Week: We’re heading to Antarctica to face John Carpenter’s 1982 masterpiece, The Thing! Get ready for extreme isolation, dog-kennel nightmares, and the ultimate game of "Who is human?"—just don't let anyone hold the blood-testing kit. Note: This episode contains spoilers, adult language, and enough discussion about 'filthy pants' to make you do your laundry immediately.

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