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Ahh! You Scared Me

Ahh! You Scared Me

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Ghosting the Group Chat: Screen-Sharing Our Breakdown of Unfriended

Join Katie and Mike in this week's episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, as they log on, video chat, and dive headfirst into the 2014 supernatural screen-life horror film, Unfriended. Directed by Leo Gabriadze and produced by Timur Bekmambetov, this found-footage style film unfolds entirely over a teenager's MacBook screen. The duo breaks down the movie's unique pacing, the early 2010s technology nostalgia and the sheer terror of an untargeted spirit taking over a Skype group call. From digital footprints to gruesome, involuntary blender accidents, your hosts discuss the ultimate teenage nightmare of online bullying coming back from the dead to haunt you. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: Leo Gabriadze Cast: Shelley Hennig, Moses Storm, Renee Olstead, Will Peltz, Jacob Wysocki, Courtney Halverson Podcast Segments AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform a tense, script where "Jess" and "Mike" realize they can't kick a mysterious entity named Billy227 out of their chatroom. The Scare-o-meter: The hosts rate Laura Barns’ vengeful spirit. Why Did They Do That?: Mike and Katie question why these high schoolers didn't just coordinate, count to three, and all close their laptops at the exact same time. Connect With Us Social Media: Follow us @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com (that’s Ahh with two H’s!) Next Week: We're packing up the station wagon and heading into the desert for Wes Craven's brutal 2006 remake, The Hills Have Eyes! Note: This episode contains adult themes, strong language, and enough talk about vintage social media layouts to make you feel ancient.

The Street Where You Live: Inspecting the House at the End of the Street

"I'm not Carrie-Anne!" In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie wonder into the cul-de-sac of horror as they deep-dive into the 2012 psychological thriller House at the End of the Street. Directed by Mark Tonderai, the film stars a pre-Hunger Games Jennifer Lawrence, Elisabeth Shue, and Max Thieriot in a story about a mother and daughter who move next door to a house with a grim, bloody history. From a weirdly intense debate about climbing trees to escape killers to a real-life horror haunting in the studio, the duo unpacks why this horror movie might actually just be a thriller in disguise. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: Mark Tonderai Cast: Jennifer Lawrence, Max Thieriot, Elisabeth Shue Podcast Segments AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform an AI-generated script where characters Kelly and Ryan have a tense confrontation over a mysterious padlock on a basement door. The Scare-o-meter: The hosts rate the film's reclusive neighbor, Ryan, on a scale of 1 to 10. Why Did They Do That?: Mike and Katie question the characters' survival instincts, standard movie logic, and why anyone would choose to stay in a house with that much basement history. Connect With Us Social Media: Follow us @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com Next Week: We’re logging on to see why exactly we've been Unfriended Note: This episode contains spoilers, strong language, and a real-life attic haunting that makes our host say Ahh! You Scared Me

Snow Place To Hide: Assimilating The Thing

In this spine-chilling yet hilarious episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie brave the sub-zero temperatures of Antarctica to review John Carpenter’s 1982 sci-fi horror masterpiece, The Thing. Starring a rugged, beard-heavy Kurt Russell and featuring some of the most jaw-dropping practical special effects in cinematic history, this film redefines the fear of isolation, paranoia, and body horror. From calculating exactly how long it would take the alien parasite to infect the global population to questioning why there are no women, the duo breaks down why this cult classic still gives us the creeps. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: John Carpenter Cast: Kurt Russell, Wilford Brimley, Keith David Podcast Segments AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform another terrifyingly clunky AI-generated script. This week, things get intense in the generator room as the character Martin experiences a very peculiar technical issue with his "flamethrower." Thing or Human?: Mike puts Katie's real-life biology knowledge to the test. Can she successfully differentiate between actual bizarre medical anomalies and fictional monstrosities? The Scare-o-meter: The hosts rate The Thing itself on a scale of 1 to 10 based on pure nightmare fuel, special effects, and its overall ability to make you completely lose trust in your closest friends. Why Did They Do That?: Mike and Katie question the characters' survival strategies, the extreme overuse of dynamite, and the logistics of sharing a single blade for a blood test. Connect With Us Social Media: Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com Next Week: We're uncovering secrets down the block as we dive into the 2012 psychological thriller House at the End of the Street, starring Jennifer Lawrence! Note: This episode contains major spoilers, a symphony of bodily functions, and enough talk about shape-shifting parasites to make you look very suspiciously at your family dog.

Eye See You: Looking Into Jeepers Creepers

"Where'd you get those peepers?" In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie get uncomfortably close to the 2001 creature feature, Jeepers Creepers. Written and directed by Victor Salva, the movie stars Gina Phillips and Justin Long as a brother and sister driving home for spring break who cross paths with a flesh-eating ancient demon. From the legendary highway opening to the sheer frustration of why characters never just keep driving, the duo breaks down the ultimate road trip from hell. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: Victor Salva Cast: Gina Phillips, Justin Long, Jonathan Breck Podcast Segments AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform an AI-generated script featuring a bizarre encounter with a local cat lady who might just know a little too much about the Creeper. The Scare-o-meter: The hosts rate the Creeper on his scariness and evaluate his penchant for sniffing dirty laundry. Dead Serious Questions: Mike and Katie ask the real questions: Why didn't they just hook their feet inside the pipe? Why does Trish keep stalling the car? And is that a real-life murder connection? Connect With Us Social Media: Follow us on Instagram, X, and Facebook @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email: Reach out to us at ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com Next Week: We’re heading to Antarctica to face John Carpenter’s 1982 masterpiece, The Thing! Get ready for extreme isolation, dog-kennel nightmares, and the ultimate game of "Who is human?"—just don't let anyone hold the blood-testing kit. Note: This episode contains spoilers, adult language, and enough discussion about 'filthy pants' to make you do your laundry immediately.

Two Become One: Sticking with Together

"If we don't split now, it'll be much harder later." In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie get uncomfortably close to the 2025 supernatural body horror film, Together. Written and directed by Michael Shanks, the movie stars real-life couple Dave Franco and Alison Brie as a pair who find themselves physically fusing together after a trip to a mysterious cave. From the yuck factor to the logistics of a shared limb, the duo breaks down the ultimate fear of codependency. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: Michael Shanks Cast: Dave Franco, Alison Brie Podcast Segments AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform an AI-generated script, featuring a tense scene where the characters Alex and Jamie contemplate using a saw to separate their fused arms. The Scare-o-meter: The hosts rate the villainous cult on a scale of 1 to 10. Why Did They Do That?: Mike and Katie question the characters' survival instincts. Connect With Us Social Media: Follow us @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com Next Week: We’re looking into the eyes of the 2001 classic Jeepers Creepers! Note: This episode contains spoilers, and enough talk about fused limbs to make you want to stand at least six feet away from everyone you love.

Clowning Around: Abaddon All Hope at Hell House LLC

"I'm in a better place now" In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie check into the notorious Abaddon Hotel to review the found-footage cult sensation, Hell House LLC. From the unsettling stillness of basement mannequins to the biblical weight of the name, the duo breaks down why this slow-burn nightmare still manages to deliver one of the most effective scares in modern horror. Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long Director: Stephen Cognetti Cast: Ryan Jennifer Jones, Danny Bellini, Gore Abrams Podcast Segments AI Script Time: Mike uses AI to generate "Vox Pops" from local townspeople and traumatized survivors of the Abaddon opening night. The Scare-o-meter: Where does the "Hell House Entity" land? Dead Serious Questions: A heated debate on the logistics of the haunt. Why was the exit through a basement coal drop? And why did Tony come back after he already quit?. Connect With Us Find us on social media: @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email us: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com Next Week: Things are getting intimate with 2025 body horror sensation Together Note: This episode contains spoilers, discussions of "spitty lips," and enough clown talk to make you check behind your shower curtain.

Tube Be or Not Tube Be: Down and Out with Creep

In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie descend into the grimy depths of the London Underground to review the 2004 British horror cult classic, Creep. From the gritty realism of sewer maintenance to the terrifying possibility of missing the last train, the duo breaks down why this subterranean nightmare still a total trip twenty years later. Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long Director: Christopher Smith Cast: Franka Potente, Jeremy Sheffield, Vas Blackwood, Ken Campbell Episode Highlights The discussion begins in the dark, damp labyrinth of the London sewer system, where Mike and Katie explore the tension inherent in the early scenes, before diving into the classic horror tropes that lead a pair of maintenance workers right into the monster's path. The conversation shifts to the protagonist's questionable life choices—specifically, her decision to take a subway nap after a night of partying! Trapped in a locked station after hours—the hosts debate the plausibility of her predicament and the desperation that leads a person to brave the Tube just to meet a celebrity. As things get weirder, the pair gets up close and personal with film’s central antagonist and the disturbing environment he calls home. They delve into the "Creep's" backstory, analysing how his behavior serves as a twisted, instinctive mimicry of medical procedures he observed in his youth. Mike and Katie break down the brutal final confrontation and the irony of the film's conclusion. They weigh the visceral horror of the underground against the everyday indifference of the city above or is the the real monster just the London Underground’s lack of phone signal. Podcast Segments Teach Katie To...: Mike attempts to teach Katie how to recreate the antagonist’s iconic, high-pitched inward scream. The Scare-o-meter: Where will Creep rate compared to our other monster ratings? Dead Serious Questions: A heated debate on why the characters didn't utilise simple safety measures at the very beginning of the ordeal. Find us on social media: @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email us: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com Next Week: We're checking in, but we might not check out. Watch the 2015 found-footage haunting Hell House LLC before the next episode! Note: This episode contains spoilers, strong language, and extended periods of laughter

Something In The Air: Unearthing The Cabin In The Woods

"You know, I don't even think Curt has a cousin" In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie venture deep into the forest to review the 2011 meta-horror masterpiece, The Cabin in the Woods. From pheromone-induced bad decisions to the meticulous bureaucracy of a monster-filled lab, the duo breaks down why this film is the ultimate love letter to the horror genre. Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long Director: Drew Goddard Cast: Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison, Fran Kranz, Jesse Williams, Sigourney Weaver Mike kicks off the discussion by highlighting the strong connection to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, noting that the underground lab feels like a direct evolution of 'The Initiative' seen in the show's fourth season. This lab serves as the hub for a global ritual where archetypes—specifically the Whore, the Athlete, the Scholar, the Fool, and the Virgin—are chemically manipulated through pheromones and hair dye to ensure they play their roles for the Ancient Gods living beneath the earth. The pair dives into the meticulously organized bureaucracy of the lab, focusing on the iconic whiteboard betting pool where technicians gamble on which nightmare will be released, ranging from the Zombie Redneck Torture Family to the Sugarplum Fairy and a surprisingly lethal unicorn. They analyze the tension building as the characters explore the basement, eventually triggering the ritual by reading from a Latin diary—a move Mike and Katie agree is the ultimate "why did they do that" moment. As the episode reaches its climax, they discuss the System Purge, where every monster in the catalog is released to slaughter the lab staff, and the final confrontation with the Director, played by Sigourney Weaver. Ultimately, Mike and Katie debate whether the true villains are the ancient gods or the indifferent office workers who treat world-ending sacrifices like a mundane 9-to-5 job. Find us on social media: @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email us: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com Next Week: Its the sound of the underground. Watch Creep (2004) before the next episode! Note: This episode contains spoilers, strong language, and a heated debate over whether a ballerina with teeth for a face is scarier than a merman.

What's Your Favourite Scary Movie?: Taking A Stab At Scream

In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, hosts Mike and Katie huddle in Mike's haunted attic to review the 1996 slasher masterpiece, Scream; the film that revitalized the horror genre by deconstructing slasher clichés and openly referencing the rules of horror cinema. Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long Director: Wes Craven Cast: Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Drew Barrymore, Matthew Lillard Do you like scary movies? Better yet, do you like movies that know they’re scary movies? Join the duo as they discuss the iconic opening scene with Drew Barrymore, from Hitchcock hair references to Wes Craven's cameo as Fred the janitor and they touch on the endless list of horror Easter Eggs hidden throughout the script. They discuss why Ghostface is a uniquely clumsy—yet effective—villain, the surprisingly gruesome nature of the kills and why does Principal Himbry keep touching his students faces? Find us on social media at @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email us at ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com Note: This episode contains spoilers, strong language, and a healthy dose of peer pressure.

Don't Sift Through The Poo: Losing The Plot With Saw

In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie explore the high-stakes 2004 horror hit, Saw. Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long Director: James Wan Cast: Leigh Whannell, Cary Elwes, Danny Glover This week, the duo dives head-first into a dirty bathroom to debate the real horrors of Jigsaw’s games. Join Mike and Katie as they tackle the film's most pressing questions: Why does Adam insist on sifting through the poo in the toilet before checking the cistern? Why is the doctor’s alibi so flimsy? And most importantly, would Mike and Katie actually survive an escape from Jigsaw's lair? From Annoyance over Billy the Puppet’s logistical nightmare of a tricycle to their deep-seated suspicion of Zep/Zap/Zip the orderly, no bathroom tile is left unturned. They also explore the "Goo-Goo-Gadget" nature of Jigsaw’s traps and why a hacksaw is apparently the only tool nobody knows how to use properly. It’s an episode packed with nostalgia, bad acting critiques, and a very serious discussion on whether men really wash their hands after the bathroom Find us on social media at @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email us at ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com Note: This episode contains spoilers, strong language, and bad outfits

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