Adam Wolf stood before Congress, received his Purple Heart, and defied every expert who said he wouldn't survive 24 hours — and 647 has been praying for him since night one. That miracle set the tone for a State of the Union that left Democrats scrambling, CNN reporting numbers they clearly didn't want to publish, and Abby Spanberger delivering what can only be described as a slow-motion self-immolation on national television. God does have a sense of humor.

Then the Epstein files keep swinging — and Larry Summers is the latest to fall. JD Vance is now officially Fraudzilla, freezing $259 million in Minnesota Medicaid funding and preparing to make Tampon Timmy cry. Big Nan's poker tell went national when Trump named her in his anti-insider trading legislation — and her nine-year 949% return has Judge Jeanine sharpening her pencil. Chuck clo ...