Welcome to ‘647’—your Monday morning news fix with a side of sass, snark, and a sprinkle of enlightenment. This week, we’re serving up six stories hotter than your Thanksgiving leftovers, including oil drama, courtroom chaos, viral horse outbreaks, welfare fraud with a terrorist twist, Meta’s “shocking” secrets, and a tapas platter of wild headlines you’ll be quoting all week. Chuck’s got takes that’ll make you laugh, think, and maybe even spit out your coffee. From the Trump administration’s oil adventures to a Supreme Court showdown over church, from equine epidemics to Minnesota’s fraud fiasco, and a social media exposé that’ll make you want to log off forever—nothing is off-limits. Plus, don’t miss our “Tapas” segment: NFL’s first trans cheerleader, social media’s impact on teens, political polling drama, and a “Wicked” movie review with a tw ...