Welcome to '647' — where the famine of truth ends and the feast of uncomfortable reality begins. In episode 124, we slice through the headlines with a satirical scalpel and a serious stare. From the Louvre’s “security” comedy to the dystopian dreams of AI overlords, from real estate farce to political theater, and the scandals no one wants to name — this is the news you’re not supposed to hear. Satirical Highlights: The Louvre’s “modernization” plan: 10 years, zero cameras, infinite excuses. Real estate’s new motto: “Refi or die trying.” Political leaders: betting against the country, blaming the other team, and hoping you don’t notice. London’s grooming gangs: If you can’t see them, do they exist? GM’s AI assistant: Because you can’t handle the truth — or your own steering wheel.