Welcome to ‘647’ (Episode 110)—the only morning show that serves up six stories before you’ve finished your first questionable cup of coffee. Today, we’re smashing planes at LaGuardia (don’t worry, just Delta being Delta), roasting Maxwell House’s rebrand (Maxwell Apartment, really?), and watching a rogue planet eat 6 billion tons a second (someone get it Ozempic). But wait, there’s more: The world’s weirdest military puzzle pieces (Iran, Venezuela, and a flotilla of Greta Thunbergs) NYC’s new motto: “E pluribus, nada” as Gifted & Talented programs get the Marxist Barbie treatment Menopause madness, Big Pharma conspiracies, and the FDA’s black box warning circus Netflix’s “grooming syndicate” and the Elon Musk-led boycott Trump’s meme war, government shutdown shenanigans, and a mariachi band of AI Trumps The ‘ARMS’ study: death row drama, rep ...