When I was a kid, like the fifth or sixth grade probably, this nice older boy named Dylan would sit by me on the bus and ask me all sorts of questions. One day he asked me what my favourite movie was and I wanted to seem mature and cool so I said the first Iron Man, which, has never actually been my favourite movie. To this very day I feel guilty that I lied to Dylan, because that's just the kinda stank I live my life with. I don't even know what my favourite movie would have been at the time, probably like a Star War or something, maybe a muppet one. If Dylan asked me today, my answer would be Good Will Hunting. So, Dylan, if you're out there, it's Good Will Hunting. Sorry for lying, I wanted to you to think I was a cool dude.

Since you're wondering, Iron Man and Captain America are friends, that's how I got thinking about Dylan a ...