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3D? Yes!

by Luke Jackson

28: Ol' Jim McCloud, RIP (Star Fox 64 3D)

A meteor hit New York City while Joe and Luke were in there for an Adult Film convention and it released an alien parasite that ravaged the city and mere minutes. Joe and Luke were immune because of their huge muscles and had to spend the whole week beating alien scum to death with their bear hands. They were also bit by radioactive bears (as kids) which granted them with the ability to transform into bear, but just in their hands. They beat over a million alien scum to death with their bear hands and saved the mayor and freed the city. There was a huge parade and they got the key to city from the mayor. This took like a full couple weeks or whatever and THAT is why this episode is late. 3dyespodcast@gmail.com

27: Live from the Provincial Center in Newark (Hatsune Miku Project Mirai DX)

This one is a day late. who cares? Time is a meaningless construct that we stake a good part of our existence on and for what? So we can be stressed in rush hour that we are going to be late for our jobs that don't matter? Tomorrow is yesterday, next week is Thursday, who cares. 3dyespodcast@gmail.com

26: We Played a lot of Lego Games: Part 2

I don't got nothing this week. These boys talk about Lego AGAIN. It's just like, when is enough enough y'know? There is only so much anecdotal Lego stuff I can prattle on about before I run out of gas. Smash that comment. button or whatever the hell. I don't care. Call me when you get home. I love you. 3dyespodcast@gmail.com

25: We Played A Lot of Lego Games: Part 1

Did you guys ever get Mega Bloks instead of Legos? They were always like a little cheaper and your grandma would get them because she'd be like "they won't know the difference." But the plastic is a little bit different and then if you mix them with your other Legos they'd never quite fit right? They also had more of a rounded cobblestone type edge instead of the flush Lego edge so they didn't really match either. Although, Mega Bloks did do this cool dragon set and they released a movie called Dragons Fire and Ice which I remember thinking was pretty neat. However, I did just watch the trailer and it looks like straight hot garbo which begs the question, did the movie change, or did I? What happened to the bright eyed whimsical lens in which I used to see the world? Have I been morphed with age into a Mega Block who doesn't quite fit in with the flushed edges of what is around me? Things used to be so simple man.

24: Kup and The Cheesecake Robot (Transformers: Dark of Moon Stealth Force)

A lot of folks give Michael Bay a hard time because he has never made a good movie, but to that I ask, have you ever actually seen a Michael Bay movie other than Transformers? I sure as heck haven't. Maybe 2005's The Island starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson beats absolute balls. Set in the dystopian future of 2019, one dude a week gets to leave to an island that is like not contaminated with sick or something? Sounds cool. Could be a really good flick actually. But here's the thing, it's impossible to know, because I'm never going to watch it and you are never going to watch it. We could be sitting on a treasure trove of cinema courtesy of Mike Bay and it is literally impossible to know. How sad is that? What a disgrace man. 3dyespodcast@gmail.com

23: From Tip to Toes Farm (Farming Simulator 18)

My phone filters out spam texts but my iMessage (I have an iPhone and I think that is pretty farm forward) is connected to my laptop and my laptop does not filter out spam messages. So, when I log into my laptop I will sometimes get notifications from spam messages that are like days old. Usually I just tune them out but I just get hit with this really beauty from kristincox2656jgw@outlook.lv and she's lonely and, "open to using intimate accessories." So, pretty forward from Kristin if I'm honest. Lathering it on a little thick if you ask me. Sometimes you gotta respond to the spam texts and sometimes you just gotta let em sit in it. The other day my dad actually got a call from a spammer and he asked him his name and then started to lecture him about getting a better job. The spammer hung up on my dad, but I like to think he really took a hard long think about his life and his career choices. He probably hung up his proverbial spamming spurs and finally went out there to build his tech app. That spammer? His name was Steve Jobs. Wow. Can you believe it? 3dyespodcast@gmail.com

22: Idris Elba Presents: (Hot Wheels: World's Best Driver)

Idris Elba is going to be Man-at-arms in the new He-Man live action film. Pretty good casting I think. I also think Alison Brie as Evil-Lyn is pretty good casting. It's not all candy and roses over at the live action He-Man casting tent however, I do have a couple large grievances, one is Jared Leto as Skeletor. How this man keeps getting cast is beyond me. The real issue I have though is that there has been no indication of Orko in this flick. And, what is He-Man without Orko? Not much. There's rumours that he will be in the dang thing, but nothing confirmed and I just don't have a lot of hope moving forward. What we need now more than ever is Orko on the big screen and what we're getting instead is more Jared Leto. What a sorry state that is. Bums me out man. Hey if you're reading this, send me an email that says "it'll be okay, even if Orko doesn't show up." I need this man. 3dyespodcast@gmail.com

21: Beating Up the Red M&M (River City: Tokyo Rumble)

Me? Have I ever been in a fight? No way man, I'm a lover, there's no way no how you'd catch me in a fight. However, one time in middle school there was this older kid who I challenged to a fight and he rightfully whooped my ass. Slammed my head into a locker like six times, really hurt. I deserved it though, I was like "let's fight" and he said "no" but I said "let's fight" like six more times so we did. He rightfully whooped my ass. Slammed my head into a locker like six times. No concussion though. Later that year I did get a concussion actually, I got hip checked on a big patch of ice and good night. I was out for like a full minute. I dreamed about swimming and woke up with a nasty headache. Got to stay home from school the next day, no TV though, because of the concussion. 3dyespodcast@gmail.com

20: Ol' Piss Pants and Spicy Weiner (Ace Combat: Assault Horizon Legacy Plus)

I've got like two minutes to write this because I've got to go to work. That's right, some of us have bills to pay. We don't all have the luxury to sit on the couch with our hands in our pants wondering who is going to be on Letterman tonight. Letterman isn't on the air anymore idiot. Neither is Leno, or Carson, or Ferguson. The old guard is dead and the new guard ain't so shiny anymore. Kimmel is dated, Fallon is a shell of a man, and Conan left. Late night is dead pal, and I've got to go to work. Thanks a lot.

19: LEGO Farto's (LEGO Ninjago: Shadow of the Ronin)

Joe had the freaking audacity to text me and say, and I quote, "For the description of this episode I want you to mention I edited out about a million sniffles on my end because holy this fella was sniffin." ew dude. What the actual even heck is this dude doing man. I have so little in my life. All I've got is writing these descriptions and my Thursday night backgammon game with Ricky down at the park. He's this old blind war vet and he'd got a heart of gold. And you're telling me that now Joe wants to talk away half of all the things I've got? Well congratulations Joe. You're sniffly and that made it into the description. You want to talk about sick and sniffly? Well Ricky is all sniffles because he lost his left sinus in the war and sounds like a freaking exhaust pipe when he breaths. It's disgusting. It really takes me out of the backgammon game but I put up with it because of his heart of gold. I actually got a really bad sinus infection a couple of years ago and Ricky offered to give me his right one via transplant. I said no because that dude has our Thursday backgammon game and that's it. Talk about an empty life. Heart of gold on this guy but not much of a social life outside of Thursday backgammon. Anyways, send Joe hate mail. 3dyespodcast@gmail.com 3dyes.pod

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