In this episode of 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton absolutely spiral.

What starts as back scratchers and Costco talk somehow turns into:

• Trenton’s 85-pound weight loss (not AIDS, probably)
• Blood oranges and viral social media panic
• Vegan candy inflation and Whole Foods economics
• Costco hot dogs vs. IKEA meatballs
• The Seattle PD refusing to reopen the Kurt Cobain case
• Conspiracy podcasts, aliens, JFK, and secret societies
• Potential sponsors (Klear Protein, we’re ready)
• The Boner Club expansion strategy
• Spotify algorithm wins (6+ streams per listener 👀)
• A new song that might actually get radio play
• And another new song that might be problematic

You’ll also hear:

• “Someone Pussy Be Stinkin'”
• A brand-new  ...