In this episode of Waywut, Jason takes us into the wild world of real legal documents that are anything but professional. Whether it’s a petty divorce petition from an angry lawyer, a last will written in blood, or billionaires playing favorites with their final fortunes—this episode is a journey through courtroom chaos and postmortem punchlines.

🧾 What’s Inside:

• A furious divorce filing from 1985, handwritten by an attorney who had plenty to say
• Wills with rock band requests, satanic doodles, and instructions written in blood
• Billionaires leaving millions to dogs, strangers, or nobody for almost a century
• One will that includes a house gifted “to be used as a whorehouse” (his words, not ours)
• Famous last wishes like Houdini’s seance cla ...