The Game Library

The Game Library

di Chad Hirsch and Kyle Bouffler
6 Mad Men Long
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How long is your favorite game or show in comparison to the runtime of the AMC original series Mad Men? That's the only way I measure time now so gonna need an answer fast. Did you know One Piece is about 6 Mad Men long, while Persona 4 Golden is anywhere between 1 and 1 1/2 Mad Men long? The real question though is how many Mad Men long is my life? Things Discussed: June Nintendo Direct
Geoff's BideoGrame Extavaganza
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Geoff ate all the bad games so there's only good games this year. Heap praise upon he, because it is by Geoff's benevolent gaze and all-consuming maw that we are allowed to view this years tidings. He also gets all the coolest Resident Evil videos woah. Things Discussed: Playstation State of Play Summer Games Fest Xbox Showcase
E4-YookaRabies
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Why is that chameleon rolling around like that? Oh my god is that a bat attached to its back? It just stomped straight on my friends head while snarling like he was a grombus. I don't know how we as a world recover from a rabid lizard but may Banjo have mercy on our souls. Games discussed: Yooka-Replaylee Saros Battletech Octopath Traveler 2 Small amount of rambling about the Nier franchise Ghost of Yotei
E3- You've Wasted 150 Hours of Your Life
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Yah hitting the button is nice. And yah, the lizard will be cool. But while you've been hitting the button to get the cool lizard, you've lost 150 hours of your life. How far into this pit are you willing to go? How many suns are you willing to watch die? Games Discussed: Saros and a little bit of Deathloop Ghost of Yotei The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy Shiny Hunting in Pokèmon Fire Red: Part 3
E2-Digital Monuments to Fun
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Oh you still call them video games? If you really liked them you’d refer to them as Digital Monuments to Fun. If you really, really want to show you like them you would buy our “Digital Monuments to Fun” shirt. It’s in acid yellow and the font gets SUPER cramped at the end. Pragmata (Spoilers from 7:33-21:25) Raidou Remastered: The Mystery of the Soulless Army Disco Elysium Esoteric Ebb Uncharted Shiny Hunting in Pokèmon Fire Red: Part 2
E1-Biblically Accurate Browt
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Browt stands before you on all 70 legs, their infinite eyes rolling untethered about their frame. Yes it's evolved but to what end? It no longer knows the bounds of humanity, and instead reaches to conquer the heavens. It's also a grass/fighting type. Topics discussed: How Kyle and Chad got into videogames Pokemon Stadium Mini Games Pragmata Silent Hill F Disco Elysium Final Fantasy 10 Shiny Hunting in Pokèmon Fire Red