Horror movies have rules. Most victims don't follow them. We're here to judge.

Welcome to Scarier Things Club, the podcast where we review scary movies, roast the characters who got what they had coming, debate whether we'd actually survive the night, and break down the rules that separate the survivors from the first kills.

New episodes coming soon. Hit follow so you don't miss Episode 1 — because unlike the guy who went to check on that weird noise in the basement, you should make smart choices.