Everybody’s barely here, everybody’s allegedly mad at everybody, Stroke is late, Ian has to leave, and somehow that still counts as a functioning podcast… because standards are dead.

We’ve FINALLY got the June shirt of the month (Everything is Fake and Gay)

Mikey is throwing a party at the Boardwalk Fourth of July weekend, Jenn starts wondering if she’s in menopause.

an trying to start his new apartment life by getting rejected in a model unit like a horny real estate goblin.

Listener comments somehow drag us through Japan school trips, Spanish Spotify ads, unpaid traffic tickets, and the eternal question: is a short guy’s dating problem solved by muscles and a motorcycle?

Then Digital Dick of the Week becomes an actual moral crisis. One guy steals cigarettes from Wawa and leaves his wallet behind. Another guy alleg ...