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Not That Damn Show

Not That Damn Show

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The Gang Hates Soccer | Ep 102

Ian ditched us for work, so Arnie States showed up, which immediately made the show feel like somebody handed the mic to a man banned from several Costcos. Stroke explained his Florida oyster pearl hustle like he’s running a seaside jewelry cartel, which somehow turned into “a pearl necklace from Stroke,” because this show has the maturity of a middle school locker room with Wi-Fi. Jess the song girl sent in a song about Mikey getting tea bagged …apparently this fanbase has lost all shame. Jenn showed up and explained why she was late: her kid got car sick on the way back from Santa Cruz and absolutely launched vomit all over the truck. Not a cute little kid puke either. We’re talking full projectile Exorcist situation. We breakdown why society got soft, from boneless wings to trigger warnings to people needing an app to remind them to drink water like endangered houseplants. And Jen brought back the prison dating game, where once again everyone made choices and immediately regretted being alive. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Buy the merch so we can keep making bad decisions in better shirts. Your closet is probably already embarrassing, so fix it: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Send us your worst story, dumbest secret, or whatever little courtroom sketch your life has become. We’ll judge it lovingly and probably loudly: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe, and leave a review unless you enjoy watching independent podcasts slowly starve like Victorian orphans. Everything is here: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, which means you can actually see the prison dating game pictures and understand the damage in real time: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show America’s Loudest Podcast Mikey Stroke Jenn Arnie Arnie Radio Ian fill in host Boardwalk Fourth of July line dancing Santa Cruz Lost Boys Corey Feldman Billy Bob Thornton Taylor Momsen Florida Man White Claw DUI banana chips Walmart flasher lawn flasher Delta flight attendant Chick-fil-A ecstasy stolen car fast food prices Wendy’s Frosty tipping culture Listerine mild Listerine intense soft society participation trophies trigger warnings boneless wings chicken nuggets kids boredom water app life hacks safe space prison dating game inmate dating money laundering narcotic trafficking murder teabag song moist foods poop facts Jimi Hendrix Morgan Freeman Gen X millennials

The Gang Fights Doug The Beaver | EP 101

Stroke was out this episode, so we did the responsible thing and replaced him with Rick, our actual lawyer. Smart move, honestly, because this episode probably needs legal supervision. We started with a titties hat, then a dick hat, somehow invented “digital AIDS,” revisited the workplace phrase nobody should ever say out loud, and then took a hard turn into couples splitting bills 50/50. Joint accounts, separate accounts, who pays for dinner, who cleans the kitchen, who steals the money when everything goes sideways. Romance is beautiful, folks. Then Jenn gave us the news: China is allegedly using LinkedIn to fish for spies, a Florida grandma got arrested after falling for a fake Liam Neeson scam, Toronto has a beaver statue named Doug, and Joey Chestnut is apparently the Glizzy Guzzler now. After that, confessions got disgusting enough that Rick probably considered charging us by the hour. So here’s the question: should couples split everything 50/50, or is that fake fairness people use until somebody empties the bank account? Let us know in the comments Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Buy the shirt before it disappears and you’re left explaining to strangers why you refused greatness like some kind of clearance-rack civilian: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩Your secrets are disgusting and apparently unlimited. Dump them anonymously so we can read them, regret it, and keep the show spiritually unwell: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe, and leave a review so the algorithm knows we’re not just four people yelling into the void like a cursed family reunion: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Get the uncensored video on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show episode 101 America’s Loudest Podcast Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn Rick lawyer guest host fake and gay shirt titties hat dicks hat digital AIDS smells like vagina workplace Dick in Commodore 64 Boardwalk Fourth of July Orangevale Minneapolis podcast plays land of ten thousand lakes Daughtry mom rock Girls Gone Wild Joe Francis Glenlivet whiskey couples 50 50 debate joint bank account separate bank accounts divorce custody agreement workers comp LinkedIn spies China recruiters Liam Neeson scam Florida grandma Canadian beaver statue Doug Great Beaver Quest Joey Chestnut hot dog eating contest glizzy guzzler Impossible Foods Patreon confessions hyphenated last name God crying rain ASPD HR law sex drawer lube rusty trombone social media evidence speed cameras bridge tolls felon gun rights Gangbang Gavin

The Gang Microwaves Fish | Ep 100

Everybody’s barely here, everybody’s allegedly mad at everybody, Stroke is late, Ian has to leave, and somehow that still counts as a functioning podcast… because standards are dead. We’ve FINALLY got the June shirt of the month (Everything is Fake and Gay) Mikey is throwing a party at the Boardwalk Fourth of July weekend, Jenn starts wondering if she’s in menopause. an trying to start his new apartment life by getting rejected in a model unit like a horny real estate goblin. Listener comments somehow drag us through Japan school trips, Spanish Spotify ads, unpaid traffic tickets, and the eternal question: is a short guy’s dating problem solved by muscles and a motorcycle? Then Digital Dick of the Week becomes an actual moral crisis. One guy steals cigarettes from Wawa and leaves his wallet behind. Another guy allegedly pulls a gun on a coworker over microwaved fish. We’re not lawyers, but we are people with noses. Stroke shows up just in time to bring Florida’s finest: alligator face bites, DoorDash boners, Walmart groin shots, Disney water-glass assaults, and the phrase “molesting wildlife,” which should never exist but absolutely does. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕Wear the shirt before society collapses completely. The store is live, the taste level is questionable, and that’s sort of the point: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got a confession that would make your group chat call a meeting? Dump it here anonymously and let us ruin it with confidence: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe, and leave a review so the algorithm stops treating us like a gas station bathroom with Wi-Fi: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, because apparently you people need to see the damage in full resolution: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show America’s Loudest Podcast Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn Everything is fake and gay shirt of the month Boardwalk Fourth of July line dancing country music jello shots menopause hot flashes Ian apartment model unit listener comments Japan school trip Spotify Spanish ads Titanic Spanish accent speeding ticket red light ticket Brazil listener map Peru listener Digital Dick of the Week Wawa cigarette thief wallet left behind microwaved fish cop Myrtle Beach dad rock Weezer Offspring Linkin Park Korn Incubus Green Day Foo Fighters Fall Out Boy Creed Blink 182 radio remote hell Florida Man sex offender pool law alligator bite Christmas Florida DoorDash driver Cocoa Beach Walmart groin gunshot Disney World sudden snatching molesting wildlife Niagara Falls video sunflower midgets office talk don’t put bananas in my butt

The Gang Settles the Ghosting Debate | Ep 99

This episode started with a simple relationship question and somehow ended with cousin confessions and discussions about butthole licking. The big debate: if someone ghosts you after three months, are they responsible when you completely lose your mind afterward? The jury was divided. We also discovered that Florida's most misspelled word is apparently "school," held a spelling bee for grown adults, argued about Michael Jordan vs Wayne Gretzky, and learned that some people are allergic to their own orgasms. Then Ian delivered what may be one of the greatest stories in show history: a desperate sprint through Best Buy while trying not to become permanently known as "The Best Buy Pooper." The confessions were somehow even worse with hotel squatters, cousin crushes. porta-potty enthusiasts and paid wedgies. Humanity remains undefeated. Welcome to Americas Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕Your wardrobe looks weak and you know it. Fix the problem before strangers assume you're responsible for modern country radio. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got a secret that's keeping your therapist employed? Excellent. Send it to us and let the internet judge you instead. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow the show, subscribe everywhere, leave a review, and help us continue making poor life choices professionally. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video version lives on Patreon, where you can actually see the faces attached to these terrible opinions. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow ghosting dating advice ghosting debate crazy ex texting relationship advice best buy story best buy pooper penis fossil random facts kryptonite origin superman radio show tittle grammar fact orgasm allergy post orgasmic illness syndrome sardines fish facts ejaculation facts exploding trees wayne gretzky michael jordan sports debate flavor aid jim jones spelling bee misspelled words california spelling florida school spelling business spelling because spelling daughtry halestorm limp bizkit aftershock music discussion college fund family business small business inflation prison brother aggravated assault ann arbor michigan st paul minnesota confession segment porta potty confession hotel living story cousin attraction wheelchair im still standing paid wedgie confession not that damn show

The Gang Eats Government Cheese | Ep 98

This episode started with Jenn disappearing before showtime and somehow got worse from there. Stroke introduced a song called Don't Put Bananas In My Butt, which immediately destroyed whatever credibility we had left. Then we stumbled onto a Florida music festival charging $34 for a turkey leg and spent the next twenty minutes trying to figure out whether that counts as theft. We also uncovered America's forgotten government cheese mountain, discussed New Jersey's weird gas-pumping laws, debated speed cameras, and learned there's apparently a luxury anti-aging cream designed specifically for your penis. No, that's not a joke. By the end of the episode we’ve talked about ringworm throats, pledge allegiance controversies, and whether Thomas Jefferson would've simply canceled America if he saw what the internet has become. If you've ever wondered what happens when three dudes start with a simple conversation and end up discussing anti-aging dick lotion, this one's for you. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕Life is expensive enough. At least spend your money on something stupid you actually wanted. Grab your NTDS merch: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Done something questionable? Illegal? Weirdly impressive? Dump it in the confessional and let us judge you from a safe distance. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐Help us confuse even more people across America and apparently Brazil. Follow, subscribe, and leave a review: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Want the uncensored video version with all the facial expressions that make these conversations even worse? Get Patreon access here: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow This episode is sponsored by More Labs. Morning Recovery helps you bounce back after a night out, and Liquid Focus helps you get stuff done without the crash. Head to MoreLabs.com and use promo code NTDS to save 20% off. Brazil listener Rio de Janeiro daughter Washington DC school trip bananas in my butt song viral internet song Gulf Coast Jam festival prices turkey leg price gouging lemonade price festival food prices Aftershock comparison radio industry local radio Odyssey podcast Walmart Plus Upside app gas prices government speed cameras Oakland speeding tickets New Jersey gas stations daylight saving time government cheese mountain California high speed rail Prohibition war on drugs Patriot Act Cobra Effect British India cobras Florida radio midget wrestling Peter Dinklage Rosie O'Donnell facelift Christina Applegate ugly shoes ringworm throat Real Housewives gay pride flag teacher fired Brad Pitt penis cream anti aging cream luxury skincare Donald Trump The Chicks Natalie Maines festival season government waste America 250 years old

The Gang Becomes Women | Ep 97

Where’s Stroke? We don’t know so naturally we got into an unnecessarily long discussion about AI gender swaps, lesbian filters, whale sperm perfume, and whether a grown man deserves five million dollars because a cruise ship deck was hot in Florida. We listen to voicemails, read your comments and check Craigslist where we find twinks and pregnant pillow princesses. There’s also a guy using AI to fake Uber damage photos, another guy smearing s*it all over someone’s house, and a woman beating a cheating man with an entire tree branch while we cheer like it’s WrestleMania. Somehow we invented a new game based on horrible real-life FML stories and prove once again that humanity was probably a mistake. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Wear something from the store so strangers immediately know not to ask you for directions or emotional support. https://www.nottds.com/store 📩 Your secrets are already ruining your life anyway. Might as well let us read them out loud for content. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow the show, leave a review, and help confuse the algorithm into thinking this is educational content. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video version is somehow even worse. Full episodes on Patreon now. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show AI Lyft scam Florida man Carnival Cruise lawsuit hot deck lawsuit AI fake damage photos Craigslist Lust Dallas Fort Worth femme boy twink BBW milky whale ambergris perfume Four Corners challenge Mortal Kombat arcade machine Bucky’s chili lime peanuts pepper spray ingredient Wheel of Fortune puzzle sperm whale facts steroid Olympics tug of war Olympics softball face injury cheating girlfriend branch attack AI gender swap photos lesbian filter ant infestation colonoscopy prep participation trophies Aftershock ticket prices Rockville festival Georgia country Kazakhstan fake countries Borat references Big Mouth Billy Bass party poppers prank DUI checkpoint joke FML game Craigslist twink Florida poop burglar Gemini watermark AI detection Dallas airport stripper joke Patreon uncensored video

The Gang Gets Weird About Trains | Ep 96

After taking a week off, the gang comes back like four exhausted mall cops trying to process a world where people are emotionally cheating with AI girlfriends. In this episode of Not That Damn Show a lawyer got caught doing deeply illegal things with the family dog, and somebody in Florida almost burned down an apartment over missing apple slices. Ian launches into a full boomer meltdown over paper McFlurry cups and disappearing ketchup dispensers while Mikey casually explains there are apparently alien races living underground. Jenn warns us about Ebola patients running loose in the Congo and everybody accidentally creates the world’s worst conversation about train sex. Also, somebody genuinely asked us to bring beat “Brat Strokes C*ock” … which is 100% NOT the name of the game. Humanity may actually be cooked. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 This episode of NOT That Damn Show is sponsored by MoreLabs.com Whether you survived Memorial Day weekend or just your coworkers, grab Morning Recovery and Focus shots at MoreLabs.com and use promo code NTDS for 25% off. Because functioning like a normal adult is apparently impossible now. 👕 Your closet looks soft. Fix it immediately with NTDS merch before society fully collapses into AI relationships and paper McFlurry cups. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got secrets, horrible decisions, or emotional damage caused by robot girlfriends? Good. Feed the machine. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow the show, leave a review, and help us confuse future historians trying to understand what happened to civilization. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video version is somehow even worse. Full episodes, bonus content, Patreon exclusives, and Spotify video waiting for you right now. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show Memorial Day McFlurry paper cups McDonalds rant Pizza Hut buffet red cups alien races reptilians Ebola Congo Ebola outbreak AI girlfriend cheating AI sexting emotional cheating Florida man apple slices apartment fire dog lawyer Houston attorney bestiality train sex caboose club participation trophies school promotion Mario Kart tournament toxic relationship relationship advice More Labs Morning Recovery giant TV Memorial Day sales Sullys wings Britney Spears meth conspiracy UFO files underground aliens manhole accident New York train stories Ms Guthrie Grok AI robot girlfriend Dick Chop vasectomy Wendy's Baconator Patreon Spotify video Beat The Cock Florida Fruit Dispute

The Gang Watches Church Fights | Ep 95

This episode of Not That Damn Show somehow starts with dead bodies getting goosebumps and ends with a grown man explaining why he refuses to eat “BBL ass” like he’s delivering a TED Talk from a gas station parking lot. The gang falls down rabbit holes involving church fights, giraffes tasting piss, Pornhub page 448, HOA snitches losing their minds over Govee lights, and a law student secretly filming people in a bathroom because apparently society is hanging together with duct tape and and toothpicks from Dollar Tree. Then things completely collapse during Digital Dump with a dude yelling “hemo-sacial,” a fake vodka prank involving a dildo, and one of the creepiest cat-feeding videos ever uploaded to the internet. The making of a serial killer. Somewhere in the middle of all this, Stroke prepares for graduation while everyone else questions whether humanity should even continue unsupervised. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Your friends are annoying. Your coworkers are worse. Buy a “Fuck You” shirt and finally communicate like an adult: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Your secrets are safe with us. Mostly because we’re too distracted by whale farts and HOA arguments to remember them. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐Follow the show, subscribe everywhere, leave a review, and help keep this dumb operation alive another week. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video version is on Patreon because somehow this gets even worse when you can actually SEE everyone. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow This episode is brought to you by Morning Recovery and Liquid Focus from MoreLabs. Because some of you treat weekends like a federally funded liver destruction program. Use promo code NTDS at morelabs.com and save 25% before you wake up Sunday feeling like a baked potato. Not That Damn Show Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn giraffe pee ovulation pillow erection dead people goosebumps Pringles can burial Florida Man church fight HOA complaints Govee lights whale fart exploding head syndrome teratomas tumors with teeth Pornhub page 448 bunny helmet motorcycle chase UPS theft hot dog robbery drone DUI digital voyeurism Facebook neighborhood groups dumb tourist questions beach open cruise ship falling black church fights hemo-sacial dildo prank Costco caulk prank cat feeding video Morning Recovery Liquid Focus Morelabs graduation prank whale sexuality Digital Dump WTF News Florida stories funny podcast comedy podcast Patreon video podcast

The Gang Accidentally Adds Porn | Ep 94

This week starts with Mikey accidentally turning NOT TDS into Pornhub Lite after trying to monetize the website and immediately getting greeted by a giant vagina and a “girl 3 miles away wants to fuck” popup. Stroke’s getting his master’s degree while simultaneously questioning whether touring Thomas Jefferson’s slave mansion makes him racist by association. Jenn gets “higher than giraffe pussy” off a Mother’s Day gummy while watching Sally Field movies, and Ian nearly declares war on a couple camping in his restaurant booth for four hours over a few PBRs and six-dollar tip money. Then somehow the show spirals into awkward human interactions, slime-covered birthday disasters, getting hit by cars, and a full James Brown-style diss track called “Punk Ass Bitch” aimed directly at Ian’s couch mic and personality. Humanity may be cooked, but at least you’re not the guy accidentally running porn ads on a comedy podcast website. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 This episode is brought to you by Morning Recovery. Because some of you drink like your decisions don’t have consequences. Use code NTDS for 25% off at More Labs. Your future self is begging you. 👕 Your closet looks weak and emotionally unsupported. Fix it with something offensive from the NTDS store before another boring person buys a “LIVE LAUGH LOVE” blanket. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got a secret that would ruin Thanksgiving dinner forever? Perfect. Send it to us anonymously so we can publicly judge you like decent human beings. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow the show, leave a review, tell your friends, tell your enemies, tell the weird guy camping at a restaurant booth for four hours. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Want the uncensored video episodes, bonus content, and the stuff Spotify probably wishes we’d edit out? Patreon has you covered. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn Morning Recovery MoreLabs porn website Chatturbait giant vagina website ads restaurant campers PBR waitress tips awkward moments elevators awkward drive thru awkward goodbye couch slime birthday party poor kid birthday invite Sally Field gummy edible higher than giraffe pussy Kevin Hart roast Shane Gillis Tony Hinchcliffe Chelsea Handler Thomas Jefferson ancestry kit black percentage body broker military explosives TSA Miralax airport awkward social interactions couch mic Punk Ass Bitch song James Brown style McGangBang Facebook Marketplace karaoke bar church parking lot body shots fencing awkward elevator airplane clapping Patreon Spotify video NOTTDS merch

The Gang Bullies Ian Off The Show | Ep 93

Look, if you came here for a healthy, emotionally mature show, you absolutely clicked the wrong thing. We start with breaking “news” about Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide note like Mikey is CNN, then immediately derail into roasting Ian’s $20 couch mic until he straight-up disappears from the show like a pissed-off lesbian Bigfoot. From there it somehow turns into dragonflies jetting water out of their asses, and a very real discussion on how your partner’s nut allergy can actually kill them via, uh… extracurricular activities. We get voicemails about poop semantics, hair-based crime strategies, and confessions about whether body shots count as cheating if your junk is “in the zip code,” and then wrap it all in Florida stories featuring church bathroom creepers, coked-up fire chiefs, and a guy stealing a car just to drive it to the cops. Also, someone confesses they have a huge crush on Jenn while she murders a spider live on camera, because of course she does. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 If you like this kind of emotional damage, go wear it on your body. Drag your broke ass over to the store and buy something: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got a secret, a crime plan, or a horny poem for Jenn? Vomit it into our inbox anonymously and let us judge you instead of a therapist: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐If you laughed, choked, or got mildly offended, hit follow, subscribe, and drop a review so the algorithm knows we’re a problem: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 You want the uncensored video, Ian’s rage face, Jenn killing spiders, and all the dumb visuals we can’t explain in audio? That’s on Patreon and Spotify video: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Jeffrey Epstein suicide note Not That Damn Show Morning Recovery Liquid Focus MoreLabs NTDS Florida man church bathroom camera Chick fil A flasher coked up fire chief Navarre Beach drill fight shed arson propane torch open relationships confession segment dragonflies jet propulsion butt virginity is cool Mormon video nut allergy semen did you know segment black tears fetus in brain Barney Mr Rogers predator catcher vigilante justice voicemail 916312DAMN Aftershock mass fart event hair DNA crime scene glass eye Mother’s Day softball Patreon uncensored podcast Rocklin California Arnie States Boardwalk Rock the Boardwalk

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