Episode 54 kicks off with the gang arguing about whether a naked Jimmy John’s founder sexually assaulted a shark, swings immediately into dolphin rape, and somehow ends up debating if humans should breathe through their assholes. Jen gets verbally waterboarded with a listener’s “moist pussy” R&B track, a 12-year-old’s titty wizard gets an art critique, and Campbell’s Soup catches shit after their executive calls all their customers poor.

It’s deranged, it’s beautiful, and it’s exactly what you sick Dammits signed up for.

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🧠 EPISODE BREAKDOWN

• The crew debates Black Santa, Big Nick Energy, and Stroke’s new pimp-Santa cane.
• A listener’s song reveals the philosophical horror that “every hand has held a dick.”
• A debate erupts on whether feeding scrambled eggs back ...