Stroke’s married, Ian’s bitter, and Mikey’s rethinking friendship contracts. Jenn’s out getting one of her Ns removed (finally), so the boys spiral into poop-launching massage parlor arrests, Craigslust, and getting real about just how damn old they’ve become. Also: Copper thieves cripple Sacramento transit, nobody wants Ian at their wedding, and Reno is full of freaks.

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.

• Jenn’s missing in action due to a mysterious medical “N removal,” and the gang immediately spirals without female supervision.

• A Defuniak Springs massage parlor owner weaponizes her poop to avoid arrest (actual Florida police report quote: “defecating toward the officer”).

• Sacramento’s Gold Line was shut down by a copper-stealing crackhead who probably netted $50 and a Subway sandwich. ...