Welcome to Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, Spencer, Craig, and special guest host and perennial friend of the show Jewell discuss industrial waste, TiVo denial, chocolate donuts, grunt interpretation, possible Russian plots, lawn lounging, and being on a last-name basis with your friends. Also, Craig the Human Calculator completely whiffs a problem of simple arithmetic.

[Episode art: a photo of two old British people staring disapprovingly at a pay-per-view invoice.]

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