Welcome to Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, Spencer and Craig discuss hot dog vehicles, yearbook scandals, '60s names, blanket etiquette, and the benefits and drawbacks of shooting your radio with a gun. Also, Craig gives us all a couple of reasons not to make your whole life about the mafia.

[Episode art: a photo of Ken Burns and his intriguing hairdo.]

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