You've performed a perfect, arcing Tarzan swing from a decades-old fraying rope into the murky lacustrine waters of Never Better, a show that never gets any better. Nice yodel, bud. Watch out for eels.

This week, Spencer, Craig, and Michael discuss party marketing, shark time, territorial displays, and injury symmetry. Also, we learn the respective values Michael places on his digits. It's weirder than you think.

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