You've breached the sterile plastic bubble surrounding Never Better, a show that never gets any better. Nice work, rookie. Now the techs are gonna have to spend the next eight hours decontaminating this place. Where'd you track in all that mud from, anyhow?

This week, Michael, Spencer, and Craig (all three of us! back together again!) discuss onomatopoeia, chess consequences, pizza secrets, and unethical kindergarten snacks. Plus, both Michael and Craig share two of what are quite honestly the most insane childhood anecdotes ever disclosed by anyone on this program. As it happens, you'll hear one right at the start of the episode and one right at the end. That's just quality programming.

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