Trump's renaming spree is in full swing: Lake Ontario is now "Lake America," Yosemite has become "Yo Semite," and even Lake Erie isn't safe from a Republican outrage cycle over just... saying its actual name. Meanwhile, Trump's Commerce Secretary argues that the only way to save the Kennedy Center from demolition is putting Trump's name back on it — apparently forgetting his name was already there once, until a court ordered it removed. Then things get even more absurd: Trump nearly loses a fight with gravity on the Air Force One stairs, posts an AI-generated image of himself and Dolly Parton (who declined his White House invitations — twice), and gets thoroughly roasted by Abdul El-Sayed over his own name's pronunciation. Plus: Australian Absurdity brings us the Great Hobart Snack Scandal, where a political career hangs in the balance over Mars  ...