Big Soy Naturals

Big Soy Naturals

di Virgil Masters and Kendall Kennedy

Commedia Filosofia

Stagione 1

Want To Know How Tall Al Pacino Is? Too Bad. It’s Not Our Job To Educate You Because Google Is Literally Free But The Emotional Labor Is Becoming Too Much For Google To Bear

Do you know how to spell ICUP, prayer warriors and pay pigs? Let me google that for you. This week, we are joined by the incomparable Ashlyn to talk about the decline of google. Between SEO, a corrupt conglomerate, and a lack of media literacy, google has been on a steep decline. Looking deep in the caverns of page two of the google results, will Ashlyn’s help be enough for us to discover a way beyond the ads? Or are redditors and tiktok users the scholars of our foreseeable future? Patreon Twitter Website Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Ceres' Tumblr Kendall's Tumblr Ashlyn does not wish to be percieved Works Cited and Further Reading: Monster Truck Names 2020 Presidential Candidates Fave Comfort Foods How Google Eats a Business Whole Google CTR in 2018 How "Israel" Employs Google to Oppress Palestinians Google's Gatekeepers How We Searched Before Search For Gen Z, TikTok is the New Search Engine A history of Google Ad Labeling SadGrl's Surfing the Web Resources Google's 'Don't Be Evil' Slogan Here Let Me Google That For You A Rough Guide to the Internet Book Wonderbread Deviantart Guy

Should The LGBTQ Community Do A Gamergate On Italian Americans? An Interview With Validate Writer Sam Taub

Pucker up those lips, prayer warriors and pay pigs. Ceres and Kendall are riding down the Gamer Tunnel of Love with ValiDate writer and 300 IQ genius hottie, Sam Taub to talk about ValiDate, the true importance of representation in media, game writing, ethical working conditions in gaming, and who we kin with in the game (Hint: Ceres is deeply Ashlie-Coded). Patreon Twitter Website Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Sam's Twitter Play ValiDate! Works Cited and Further Reading: The Dissolution Of The ZA/UM Cultural Association by Martin Luiga

Tales from the Haunted Queer Coffeeshop

Prayer ghouls and pay goblins, get ready for a spooooky halloween night of tales from beyond the geocities grave. Listen in terror as Kendall and Ceres describe Marvel Cinemasins creepypastas, haunted queer coffeeshops, and possessed sex dolls owned by Erika Moen. Patreon Twitter Website Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Monkey's Paw by Austin Letter from a White Listener by Steven Anathemy inspired by Anatomy by Kitty Horrorshow

Taylor Swift Will Never Get To Rest Her Blonde Head Inside The Kennedy Compound Cryogenic Chambers No Matter How Many Pounds of Sheet Metal She Eats

Preparing their underground bunker for the Swiftie Invasion, Kendall and Ceres have obtained the leaked version of Taylor Swift's new album, Midnights. Off-the-cuff and for once, topical, they dive deep into the infinity-scarfed void to find the sacred eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man while discussing copyright abolition, the music industry, and how the album is bad. Jack Antonoff you will not see heaven! Patreon Twitter Website Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter

Touch my Butt and Buy Me a Diet Pill: The Strange Sad Tale Tumblr User Pizza and The Rise of Content Monetization

Buckle up frickfracks, prayer warriors and pay pigs, we're telling another tumblr story of yore. Unlike the E-girls on youtube, however, we can read. This week, Kendall and Ceres are traveling back to a time where bacon was epic and beards were shmexy to reflect on the fallen queen of tumblr, Pizza. They talk about her rise, her fall, and the tricky, seedy world of content monetization in the early days of the internet. Patreon Twitter Website Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Works Cited and Further Reading: The Secret Lives of Tumblr Teens Rise and Fall of Jess Miller's Pizza Empire Wayback Machine Archive of Pizza Inventing Reality by Michael Parenti Tumblr's Book Deal Directory Tumblr: "We're pretty opposed to advertising" No Regrets for Founder of Tumblr After Yahoo Sale\ Pizza being racist Pizza's Beyonce Post Obama: Kanye West is a Jackass! [ACTUAL AUDIO] Alleged Google Ad Sense Leak New Lawsuit Accuses Google of AdSense Fraud Cara Reynolds' dies of raspberry ketone pill overdose

Teen Horniness Is Not A Crime! Saving The Youth From Their Protestant Work Ethic

Pay pigs and prayer warriors, we come to you with tragic news. Unfortunately, Kenny has perished in a tragic dressage horse related incident. However, due to their connection to the Kennedys, they will be back and stronger than ever due to the same cybernetics that they gave to Robert Kennedy. And rejoice! for the All-Mother of Big Soy Naturals, the legendary Joan Summer of Eating for Free has arrived to replace Kendall. This week, Ceres and Joan tackle the Protestant sexual politic of the incoming generations. Where every other two bit verified Twitter user has gotten it wrong, your they and she-devils are here to get it right. The duo talk about the trend of sexual puritanism and how it all ties back to FOSTA-SESTA, hyper-individualism, a commodity-based culture, and a rise in the belief that sexual relations should be used only to produce new labor. Stay on that sigma grindset! And by grindset we mean grinding your genitals together in public. Patreon Website Merch Twitter Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Joan's Twitter Listen to Eating for Free! Works Cited and Further Reading: Glamdemon2004 Interview Casual Sex is Out, Companionship is In How the Catholic World is Changing Compton's Cafeteria Riot FOSTA SESTA Threatens the Internet As We Know It Trends in Frequency of Sexual Activity 18-44 through 2000-2018 Negotiations by Herbert Marcuse I saw Goody Proctor at the Devil's Sacrament!

Holding A Big Magnifying Glass Up To The Museum of Ice Cream and Melting It Like Ants

After waiting in line for five years, Kenny and Ceres have made it to the Museum of Ice Cream and as a reward, are receiving one extra hour in the sprinkle pit. The they-devils take a retrospective look at the Museum of Ice Cream. An "art installation" that birthed a massive swath of pop up instagram photo ops around the US and beyond. Looking at the history of participatory art, and the slow death of community spaces, Kendall and Ceres ask the question: what will happen to our public space in the near future as the role of influencer becomes the average career? Patreon Twitter Website Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Works Cited and Further Reading: Baby Ceres and White Egypt Girl Artificial Hells by Claire Bishop Marina Abramovic's Gala Dinner Wafaa Bilal's Shoot an Iraqi Felix Gonzales-Toress' Untitled (Portrait of Ross in L.A.) Museum of Ice Cream Los Angeles Video Tour Museum of Ice Cream Official Website The Millennial Walt Disney by Jake Stangel The Culture Industry: Enlightenment as Mass Deception by disney adult Theodor Adorno and Max Horkheimer The Third Place and the Starbucks Empire The Dead Mall Series on YouTube

What Can The Metrosexuals of 2008 Teach Us About Austerity-Core? Part 2

Pay pigs, hold onto your Cookie Monster Snapbacks and Shutter Shades, Prayer Warriors, Grab your Jeffrey Campbell Litas and High-Low Skirts. In part two of our Austerity-Core series, Kendall, Ceres, and guest Nicola Fumo dig deep into the cyclical trend cycle and the sociopolitical implications of a pair of denim shorts. Using the 2008 recession as a starting point, they peer into the world of hemlines, fast fashion, dead malls, minimalism and maximalism and find 0ut exactly why the TikTok trend analysis careerists are getting it all wrong. Patreon Website Merch Twitter Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Nicola's Twitter Nicola's Podcast Identity Crisis

What Can The Metrosexuals of 2008 Teach Us About Austerity-Core? Getting Down Like The Economy

POV: The year is 2008. You've got an iPod classic because it has the most storage. You're blasting "No Air" by Jordan Sparks while Ira Glass is talking about a financial recession on your mom's car radio. Obama may or may not be president. You're wearing a Blood on the Dancefloor T Shirt. It's the best and worst year of your life. As a new financial recession looms ever closer, Kendall and Ceres wonder about which end of the Aesthetics Ouroboros western culture will crawl out of. In their infinite wisdom, the they-devils have invited local tastemaker and hipster expert, Nicola Fumo, to talk about the aesthetic ouvre of culture in the era of the Great Recession that they lovingly call Austerity Core. In part one, they talk about music, television, and online culture. Patreon Twitter Website Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Nicola's Twitter Nicola's Podcast Identity Crisis Works Cited and Further Reading: Intermarriage in the U.S. 50 Years After Loving v. Virginia from Pew Research Center Top 40 Radio Has a Rap Problem 2007 CNN Youtube Democratic Debate Playlist Ur So Gay by Katy Perry Kim Kardashian Bares All

The Big Soy Naturals Mental Health Hotline Prioritizes BIPOC and Nonbinary Ukrainian Voices

Tragically, Kendall has taken a break this week to prepare interns at their high paying job at Goldman Sachs. But in her place, Riley Leight joins Ceres to tackle more hard-hitting mental wellness questions! Two genius IQs tackle when it's okay to look through your partner's phone, how to beat the Lain-pilled allegations, and what it's like to have Causing Problems On Purpose Disorder. Patreon Website Merch Twitter Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Riley's Twitter

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