Taylor Swift Will Never Get To Rest Her Blonde Head Inside The Kennedy Compound Cryogenic Chambers No Matter How Many Pounds of Sheet Metal She Eats

Preparing their underground bunker for the Swiftie Invasion, Kendall and Ceres have obtained the leaked version of Taylor Swift's new album, Midnights. Off-the-cuff and for once, topical, they dive deep into the infinity-scarfed void to find the sacred eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man while discussing copyright abolition, the music industry, and how the album is bad. Jack Antonoff you will not see heaven!

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