Beards & Sundries

Beards & Sundries

por Joe, Jay, and Anthony

Comedia Sociedad y Cultura

Temporada 7

I’m Comin’ for Ya, Bambi

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re taking a joyride straight back to the 2000s — a simpler, weirder time when Jeff Dunham, the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, and dial-up internet had us all in a chokehold. We unpack the chaos of early comedy, questionable fashion, and just how feral online life really was back then. Jay also spills a little family drama (because what’s nostalgia without trauma?), and naturally, things spiral into full-blown laughter from there. Our faithful sponsor this week? 88.8 The Butt™ — the morning radio show that refuses to quit, just like your favorite pair of bootcut jeans. After the break, we hear from listeners who proudly have us as their top podcast on Spotify Wrapped (you’re our people ❤️), then roast our own Wrapped results — because apparently, we have no taste and no shame. 🎧 Tune in for nostalgia, nonsense, and noise levels that would’ve crashed a 2004 Dell desktop. ✨ Blast from the past: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll send Larry the Cable Guy to do your voicemail greeting.

Stranger Things Chapter 7 — The Mysterious Case of How This True Crime of a Show Is Still On Air

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re going full investigative journalist — minus the credibility — as we talk true crime and the strange obsession the world (and us) has with it. From wild theories to real-life mysteries, nothing is off-limits… except maybe our search history after this episode. In the second half, we dive deep into the JonBenét Ramsey case, which means chaos, speculation, and way too many inappropriate jokes. Our totally legitimate sponsor this week? Garottes to K*ll Anthony™ — the only product guaranteed to shut Anthony up... permanently. After the break, we hear from our beloved Beardos before wrapping things up with a game that somehow turned into an actual crime. (No worries — the statute of limitations has probably expired.) 🎧 Tune in for conspiracy, comedy, and crimes we definitely didn’t commit. ✨ Investigate with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll reopen your cold case.

Why Do Therapy When We Can Just Cry On Air!?

This week on Beards & Sundries, we get real — like, actually real — as we dive into constructive criticism, self-awareness, and learning how to handle ourselves (and each other) a little better. It’s part therapy session, part comedy show, and somehow still a mess… but in the best way. We even open up about a real moment of discourse in our friendship — how we handled it, what we learned, and why talking it out (on a mic, obviously) works better than bottling it up. Of course, it’s not all tears — there’s still plenty of laughter, a healthy dose of sarcasm, and the glorious return of our favorite sponsor: 88.8 The Butt™ — Morning Radio for People Who Think Fart Jokes Are Therapy. After the break, we read some heartfelt (and hysterical) messages from our Beardos, discover that Jay desperately needs new glasses, and wrap it all up with a short but eye-opening game inspired by the day’s news. 🎧 Tune in for feelings, fart jokes, and a side of emotional growth — Thanksgiving edition. ✨ Get cozy with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — it’s cheaper than therapy.

Let's Talk About S*X... Baby!!

This week on Beards & Sundries, things get real spicy as we talk all about sex — the good, the bad, and the “how did I even pull that off?” From our wild younger days to how age changes the game (and the stamina), nothing’s off limits. In the second half, we dive into our kinks — and yes, it’s every bit as chaotic, hilarious, and questionably educational as you’d expect. There’s at least one thing we probably shouldn’t have said on record. Our sponsor this week? Jay’s Kink Demonstration™ — a fully clothed, poorly supervised educational experience in dominance… and confusion. After the break, we hear from our beloved Beardos before ending the show with a wild round of Never Have I Ever, where things get personal fast and our moral compasses officially retire. 🎧 Tune in for laughs, blushes, and stories that could never air on network TV. ✨ Come be bad with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll tell your mom what your kink is.

Thankful for FOOD MONTH.... and i guess our friendship

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re celebrating the ultimate holiday — Thanksgiving — the one time of year it’s socially acceptable to eat an entire pie and call it gratitude. Our sponsor this week? The Pronunciate Dictionary™ — finally, a book to help Jay say literally anything correctly. (Available wherever words are butchered.) After the break, things get surprisingly heartfelt as we dive into a real therapy session about our friendship — and somehow, no one cries… probably. Then, we wrap things up with a round of Smash or Pass: Mid-Century Modern Thanksgiving Dishes, featuring culinary crimes like gelatin salads and mystery meats that should’ve stayed in 1957. Make it to the end, and you’ll laugh so hard you’ll need leftovers for recovery. 🎧 Tune in for food, feelings, and full-blown foolishness. ✨ Come feast with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you eat aspic.

Fruit of the Loom Had a Cornucopia… Fight Me

This week on Beards & Sundries, the stars finally aligned — because Amazon didn’t crash our studio for once! Instead, we went intergalactic and talked about space, the mysterious 3I/ATLAS object, and the ongoing scam known as daylight savings time (seriously, who keeps approving this?). Then, we dive headfirst into the Mandela Effect, where we realize CERN probably broke reality — because Fruit of the Loom absolutely had a cornucopia. We remember. You remember. Someone’s lying. Our sponsor this week? The Cornucopia Conundrum™ — the psychological thriller that may or may not exist, depending on which timeline you’re from. Anthony started the episode with very low expectations for this topic, but ended up having the time of his life. Naturally, Jay won’t shut up about it post-recording. After the break, we invent entire new universes that prove why we shouldn’t be allowed near microphones unsupervised. 🎧 Tune in for space talk, time chaos, and multiverse-level nonsense. ✨ Step into the void: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll have CERN delete your cornucopia too.

Amazon Ruined This Episode

This week on Beards & Sundries, everything that could go wrong… did. Thanks to Amazon Web Services having a meltdown of biblical proportions, our studio crashed, our edits broke, and honestly — we’re lucky this episode even exists. But hey, the chaos fits us. Between tech disasters, we dive into the supernatural: ghosts, aliens, and all the creepy mysteries that make us question reality (and our Wi-Fi). Then we take things up a notch with a trip to Area 51, where Jay did NOT raid... damn. Our sponsor this week? OnlyFans.com/Mothman™ — the cryptid who proves that sometimes it is about the wingspan. After the break, we hear from one brave listener before ending with a delightfully deranged round of F*ck, Marry, K*ll, because nothing says “technical difficulties” like rating your romantic options mid-apocalypse. 🎧 Tune in for ghosts, glitches, and gays — in that order. ✨ Beam us up (if the servers stay online): 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or Mothman’s sending you AWS downtime energy.

Are You Afraid Of The Gay?

Gather ‘round the rainbow campfire, kids — this week on Beards & Sundries, we’re sharing our deepest fears. From creepy crawlies to commitment issues, nothing is off-limits. Jay, of course, is terrified of something completely absurd (and honestly? relatable). After the break, we face our fears head-on — or at least pretend to — and decide which ones are actually rational… and which are just gay panic in disguise. This week’s sponsor? Mary Planner’s Cauliflower Cheesecake™ — the only dessert that’ll make you question God, science, and why Mary keeps doing this. We wrap things up with listener messages and a game of Would You Rather, where the choices are apparently pretty easy? 🎧 Tune in for fear, laughter, and enough chaos to raise Goosebumps. ✨ Scream responsibly: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or Mary will bake you a cauliflower cheesecake.

Hot Gays In Their Expiration Era

This week on Beards & Sundries, we face the ultimate terror — aging. From back pain that hits like a jump scare to skincare routines that could fund a small nation, we’re laughing (and crying) through the slow decay of our youthful glow. In the second half, we class things up just a little with a chat about horror literature — because if we’re gonna be scared, it might as well be by a book and not our reflection. Our very scientific sponsor this week: The Anti-Aging Suppository™ — it’s totally natural, easy to insert, and may cause side effects such as broken headboards, leakage, and being a bad boy. (Spoiler: it’s a p*nis.) After the break, we hear from our listeners and dive into a spontaneous round of F*ck, M*rry, K*ll, because nothing says emotional maturity like ranking people you’ll never meet. 🎧 Tune in for horror, humor, and at least one conversation we’ll regret later. ✨ Stay youthful, kind of: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll send you a complimentary Anti-Aging Suppository. No returns accepted.

Are All Horror Film Victims Stupid? or are We Stupid?

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re asking the eternal question: are horror movie victims actually dumb… or would we make the exact same boneheaded choices while running through the woods in the dark? Spoiler: one of us is tripping, one of us is screaming, and one of us is already dead in the opening credits. In the second half, we get brutally honest about how we’d survive in a horror flick (or, more accurately, how we wouldn’t). Would we outsmart the killer, or die trying to grab snacks on the way out? Place your bets. This week’s sponsor? Poke 2™ — the unnecessary sequel no one asked for, but everyone gets anyway. (Seriously, who greenlit this?) After the break, we chat with our beloved Beardos before Anthony challenges us to a game of Name That Horror Franchise — where his clues are just vague enough to be useless. 🎧 Tune in for screams, laughs, and the kind of survival plans that would get us all killed in the first 15 minutes. ✨ Survive with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll hide in the basement with the lights off and wait for you.

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