Beards & Sundries

Beards & Sundries

por Joe, Jay, and Anthony

Comedia Sociedad y Cultura

Temporada 8

Strains, Gains, and Tiny Brains

Get your sweatbands on, grab your two pound free weights, and get those knees UP, beardos! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk all about their gym experiences. From abusive old men, to men with tree trunks for legs, to women whose bob wigs aren't fooling anyone, we really hit every muscle group in our work out repertoire.

The Christmas Album is a HOAX

Beardos, you may have been hearing a buzz on the "lamestream" media about the alleged Jon Reilly "Christmas Album", but we are here to tell you that it's all fake. It's just the liberal media trying yet again to make baseless and foundless accusations about the Beards & Sundries Market (the greatest market, some say) to gain clout. Don't let this HOAX distract you from the wonderful conversation our hosts Joe, Jay, and Anthony bring to the table this week!

Cabin Fever & 8 Inches

Season 8, Episode 5: Oklahoma got hit with 8 inches of snow, and we’ve officially developed Cabin Fever. This week, we discuss the struggle of being trapped inside during a historic January freeze and why we suddenly felt the need to re-watch Eli Roth’s Cabin Fever. Highlights include: The Great Snow-In: How we handled the Oklahoma winter blast. Movie Review: Literally only talked about PANCAKES!!! Beardo Check-in: Your messages kept us alive. Crumbl Corner Live: We taste-test this week’s "delectable" Crumbl flavors on-air. We give you the unfiltered truth about the sugar rush. Pour some hot cocoa (or something stronger) and hunker down with us.

Alcohol May Be Needed For This Episode... Let The Roasting Commence

Episode 4: Alcohol may be needed for this episode... let the roasting commence. We’ll be honest—we lost the plot on this one. What was supposed to be a cozy talk about snow days quickly devolved into Jay’s dating life, a Crumbl Cookie intervention with Anthony, and a lot of pre-show cocktails. Highlights of the chaos: Relationsips: Our "sponsor" segment featuring a drunk lady giving relationship advice that will probably get you blocked. The Beardo Community: We catch up with our listeners before things get too weird. ASMR Roasting: The main event. We whisper-roast each other in high-definition audio. It’s the most uncomfortable (and funniest) game we’ve played to date. Whether you're snowed in or just looking for a laugh, pour yourself something strong and join the mess.

Millennial Crimes, Elderly Senators, & Why We’re Arguing About Cream Pies

Episode 3: It’s Millennials vs. Boomers in our most chaotic generational breakdown yet. This week, we discuss the "crimes" of our generation, from our obsession with 2006 nostalgia to the habits we refuse to give up. We also tackle the "Cream Pie" debate that went completely off the rails and offer a hint of s*x education for the confused. Highlights include: SNL Clips: as usual... we reference several Millennial Hills: Why we’re defending skinny jeans and side parts to the grave. The Elderly Senator PSA: A comedic look at the "Gerontocracy" in our government. Beardo Check-in: Reading listener mail and catching up with the community. The Game: We attempt to build a website designed specifically for Boomers (with maximum confusion guaranteed). Grab a snack (maybe not a cream pie) and join the chaos.

"Honey, The Land!" Sylvia Browne Screams At Us.

Season 8, Episode 2: Strap in for a journey through pop culture chaos and road rage. This week, we discuss the viral resurgence of Sylvia Browne (Honey, the land!), our latest obsession with Crumbl Cookies, and the exciting world of dash cam drama and bad drivers. We also take a trip down memory lane with The Sims (again), revisit those iconic Miracle Blade knife infomercials, and head to the gym—mostly just to talk about it. We wrap things up with a classic game of MASH and a questionable reading from our sponsor, Joe Brown, TV Psychic. Topics covered: Stranger Things The truth about Crumbl Cookies reviews. Why everyone on the road is a bad driver, except us of course. Sylvia Browne memes and psychic predictions. The Sims 4 thanks to user content Miracle Blade knives and "As Seen On TV" nostalgia.

Level 8-1: Press START for GTA 6, Sim and Millennial Nostalgia!

In this Season 8 premiere, the Beards & Sundries crew dives into Level 8-1 with a deep dive into retro gaming nostalgia. We’re talking about The Sims, Sim City, and Roller Coaster Tycoon while looking ahead to the massive GTA 6 2026 release. As a top-ranked LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, we also tackle the weird intersection of AI and the bottled water industry. In This Episode, We’re Chatting About: 🎮 Retro Gaming Nostalgia: Why we’re still obsessed with Sim City and 90s tycoons. 🚗 Grand Theft Auto VI: Our wild 2026 predictions and reminiscing on our GTA 5 online glory days. 🤖 The AI Debate: Why is Jay contributing to water usage matching the bottle water industry 🥤 International Love: A special shoutout to our new "Beardo" family member across the pond! 🧠 Millennial Memory Vault: Can we survive our own pop culture trivia game? Connect With the Beardos: 👾 Visit Us: beardsandsundries.com 🛒 Shop the 8-Bit Collection: beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com 📸 Instagram/Threads: @Beardsandsundries 📞 The Beardo Hotline: 405.999.2242 (Call or Text us!) 📩 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com Timestamps for the Game-Jumpers: 00:00 – Welcome to Level 8-1! 09:48 – Season 8 Game Theme Discussion 13:05 – We just got back from the New Year and already trashing each other 18:30 – Remember old seasons 23:30 – Millennials just remember their gaming days 35:34 – Our Crazy Predictions for 2026 44:37 – Beards & Sundries Cart (the awful remake of Mario Cart) 48:37 – Hello to our Listeners! thanks for writing in! 01:12:00 – Game Time! 01:28:27 – Rate us and Subscribe!

Pride & Parody

Episode 23: It’s time for Pride & Parody. This week, the boys celebrate Pride Month with their signature brand of unfiltered comedy and a heavy dose of straying completely off-topic. Highlights include: Mary Planners Panines: A special word from our sponsor about the wonders of microwaveable Italian sandwiches with questionable intentions. Beardo Check-In: We read and listen to the latest submissions from the best audience in podcasting. Crumbl Corner: Breaking down this week's bakery lineup. BEARDOPARDY!: Jay steps into the host seat with a game platform he built himself. The irony is thick as the crew, who used to roast Jay for his timing, completely falls apart under his new strict schedule. Don't forget to subscribe, share the show, and vandalize a local stall with our contact info.

Temporada 7

Closing the Burn Book on Season 7

It’s the Season 7 finale of Beards & Sundries, and we’re officially slamming the Burn Book shut. This week, we look back on the year, reflect on what worked, what didn’t, and what we’re hoping to bring into the new year when we return January 4 with Season 8 — because get ready for 8-bit of fun. Thankfully, we’re ringing in the chaos with the return of our most iconic sponsor yet: 88.8 The Butt™ New Year’s Eve Extravaballsa Fartsa — louder, dumber, and absolutely unnecessary… just the way we like it. After the break, we hear from listeners who’ve been along for the ride this season, then wrap things up with a very on-brand game: revisiting 2025’s episode titles to see if we can even remember what the hell we talked about. Spoiler: we cannot. It’s reflective, ridiculous, and the perfect sendoff to our Mean Girls era. 🎧 Thanks for sitting with us this season — we’ll see you January 4. ✨ Stay messy with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — consider it your year-end apology.

All I Want For Christmas Is The Aux Cord

This week on Beards & Sundries, we fully surrender to Christmas chaos. In the first half, we break down our very specific (and very strong) opinions on Christmas music — what belongs on repeat, what gets skipped immediately, and what should absolutely not be played in public settings. In the second half, we take a nostalgic turn and revisit some of our old commercials (growth is optional), then try to guess which unhinged songs would be blasting on 88.8 The Butt — our sponsor this week with their Christmas Month Radio Show Special. It’s louder, dumber, and somehow more festive than ever. After the break, we hear from a ton of listeners this week, then wrap things up with a game to determine who our true top top is, courtesy of Spotify Wrapped exposing everyone’s listening habits. It’s chaotic, loud, and full of holiday nonsense — exactly how Christmas should be. 🎧 Tune in, grab the aux, and prepare to argue about holiday music. ✨ Join the Christmas chaos: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — it’s literally the only gift we want.

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