Beards & Sundries

Beards & Sundries

por Joe, Jay, and Anthony

Comedia Sociedad y Cultura

Temporada 7

Vacation's All We Ever Wanted

This week on Beards & Sundries, Jay is back from his big gay European adventure and ready to spill all the tea — from cobblestone chaos to international wine goggles. He even dishes out his best survival tips for long-haul flights (spoiler: none involve crying in the airplane bathroom, but it’s implied). Our sponsor this week is BS Lingo™ — the only language app that teaches you essential phrases like “Where’s the wine?” and “No, I will not clap when the plane lands.” After that, we check in with listener emails before Joe tortures us with a game of Guess That In-Flight Food Price. $12 for a bag of chips? Sounds about right. All of this while Jay is still fighting off jet lag, which only makes the chaos better. 🎧 Tune in for exhausted laughs, overpriced snacks, and questionable travel advice. ✨ Fly with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you download BS Lingo and learn “Where’s the bathroom?” in Klingon.

Get in Loser, We're Going (Clothes) Shopping!

Beardos, Joe, Jay, and Anthony have been on individual fitness journeys and as a result, they've found themselves shopping for new outfits more often. A task gay men notoriously hate... this week in the break room, we're talking about some of our favorite styles and what all Jay is going to be wearing (or not wearing) on his cruise! Join us for a scantily clad discussion as we attempt to stay on subject during yet another lunch break in the Beards & Sundries Market. 🎧 Come laugh at us (and with us). We deserve it. 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you hold our spot in line at Trader Joe’s.

A Treatise on Children and Baseballs

Beardos, in a shocking turn of events at the market, Joe, Jay, and Anthony have produced an episode that is, dare I say, empathetic towards children. You won't want to miss this one, if only to revel in the fact of our near caring about tiny humans. 🎧 Come laugh at us (and with us). We deserve it. 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you hold our spot in line at Trader Joe’s.

FREE BUTT DOCTORS!!!

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re venting about doctor appointments — the waiting rooms, the bills, the mystery pokes and prods — and of course, Jay’s medical adventures that somehow veer into territory no HIPAA form could prepare you for. Proudly sponsored by The Beards & Sundries Free Clinic™ — because nothing says “quality healthcare” like a clipboard, a coupon, and three gays with stethoscopes... and a weird rash. We also play our new favorite game: Name That Doctor Nobody’s Ever Heard Of! As always, it’s unhinged, it’s messy, and it’s exactly what you signed up for. 🎧 Tune in for medical chaos with zero co-pay. ✨ Wanna book an appointment? 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll schedule you a colonoscopy with Dr. Phil.

Minor Inconveniences = Major Chaos

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re raging against life’s tiny annoyances — the petty little inconveniences that shouldn’t matter but somehow ruin our whole vibe. Jay even gets a little intimate with a story that… well, you’ll just have to hear it to believe it. Our iconic sponsor this week? 88.8 The Butt — Morning Radio for People Who Think Fart Jokes Are Still Funny. (They are. Don’t lie.) We also hear from listeners before Joe drags us into a round of Smash or Pass: Fair Food Edition — because the Minnesota State Fair is coming, and someone has to judge whether deep-fried butter is sexy or just a crime. As always, chaos reigns, laughs are loud (RIP Jay’s decibel meter), and you’ll wonder how we’re still allowed microphones. 🎧 Tune in and embrace the nonsense. ✨ Want in? 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll send 88.8 The Butt to prank-call your Grandma.

The Episode Where We Trash Ourselves

This week on Beards & Sundries, we turn the spotlight (and the shade) on ourselves — because honestly, white people are out here acting real unhinged. From pumpkin spice addictions to clapping when the plane lands, we roast our own people with love… and just a dash of embarrassment. Proudly brought to you by our sponsor The Junk Room — the gay bar where one man’s junk is another man’s treasure, and sometimes it’s just junk. Of course, the usual chaos persists: tangents that go nowhere, jokes that go too far, and the kind of ridiculousness you’ve come to expect from three bearded gays with microphones. 🎧 Come laugh at us (and with us). We deserve it. ✨ Join the circus: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you hold our spot in line at Trader Joe’s.

We're Family Here: The Toxic Story

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re diving into the nightmare fuel that is toxic coworkers. You know the ones — the “we’re all family here” types who think free pizza makes up for unpaid overtime. In the second half, we flip the script and imagine just how spectacularly awful we could be as coworkers ourselves… purely for revenge, of course (HR, this is a joke). After a quick word from our very nutritious sponsor Booger Bandit Cereal™ — part of a complete breakfast— we dig into listener content and then stir up drama straight from Reddit’s Am I The Asshole. Spoiler: sassy gays + messy strangers = the gossip feast you didn’t know you needed. 🎧 Tune in for laughs, shade, and at least one coworker story that’ll make you glad you quit. ✨ Be messy with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll assign you to share a cubicle with your least favorite coworker.

Stick Your Meat in Our Buns

This episode kicks off with a deep dive into the most important topic of our time: sandwiches. Hot, cold, toasted, stacked — we’re talking all things bread and filling like it’s our TED Talk. Somewhere in the middle, we spiral into an aggressively stupid bit about the old “All Fruit” commercial, and it just… doesn’t stop. We’re not proud, but we are laughing. 🎧 Join us for an hour of carbs, chaos, and questionable condiment choices. ✨ Hungry for more? 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll replace your mayo with Miracle Whip and make you say “please pass the All Fruit” in public.

Ryan Walters is a D*ck Weasel

This week on Beards & Sundries, we kick off with childhood summer memories: sticky snacks, suspicious church camps, and Jay's questionable hotdog etiquette. Anthony reveals his deep spiritual connection to Vacation Bible School, and we spiral from there. Then we turn our attention to the human dumpster fire known as Ryan Walters and Oklahoma proudly sliding into 50th place in education. Don’t worry — we’re laughing through the disappointment. Because otherwise? Jail. Then it’s game time, and we’re playing Smash or Pass: Ice Cream Flavors — the only bracket that matters this summer. Things get heated as we take down basic flavors, weird combos, and yes… we finally confront the cursed chaos that is Spumoni. Justice is served (cold). ✨ Sponsored by: 🚗 The National Liberator™ — the only vehicle designed to metaphorically plow through political nonsense at 60mph. It’s not road rage, it’s patriotism. 🎧 Listen in for laughs, hot takes, and frozen treats that deserve respect. 💥 Want to rage or rave? 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll assume you voted for fascism. Ew.

D*CK BREATH

This week on Beards & Sundries, things get real... and then real stupid. We’re talking CEOs behaving badly, political messes we can’t unsee, and yes — the Epstein files. It’s unhinged, uncomfortable, and somehow still hilarious. Because if we don’t laugh about the state of the world… we’ll cry into a vat of ranch and vote for Oprah. Oh — and don’t miss our very important sponsor this week: Dick Mints™ — the only mint designed to leave your breath as fresh as your regrets. 🎧 Join us as we toe the line between satire and subpoenas. It’s a hot mess — but at least it’s ours. ✨ Want to confess something to us? 📞 Call our hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 Visit: beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts or we’ll assume you have… you know what breath.

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