Xena Made Me Gay

Podcast episodes

• Season 1

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  20. Ties That Bind or Babygirl Ares

  Explicit

  20. Ties That Bind or Babygirl Ares

  S01 E21

  01:00:21

  Explicit

  Alice and Kris discuss the sexy potential of a fainting couch, whether twenty men in uniform constitute an army, and how a good skincare routine is key to being a successful warlord.

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  19. Altared States or Lesbian Brokeback Mountain

  Explicit

  19. Altared States or Lesbian Brokeback Mountain

  S01 E20

  01:13:33

  Explicit

  Alice and Kris discuss Karl Urban's cult leader muscles, Kyle MacLachlan's two-meter dick and Lucy Lawless's piercing blue eyes.

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  18. The Prodigal or Warrior Surprise Party

  Explicit

  18. The Prodigal or Warrior Surprise Party

  S01 E19

  57:23

  Explicit

  Alice and Kris discuss Ancient Greek Mexican dancers, Venus as the ultimate trans goddess, and Gabrielle's similarities with Disney princesses.

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  17. The Royal Couple of Thieves or Straight Men We Don’t Hate

  Explicit

  17. The Royal Couple of Thieves or Straight Men We Don’t Hate

  S01 E18

  01:26:44

  Explicit

  Alice and Kris discuss killing people with muffins, bulletproof marshmallows, and whether food play is sexy.

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  16. Mortal Beloved or The Claws of Heterosexuality

  Explicit

  16. Mortal Beloved or The Claws of Heterosexuality

  S01 E17

  59:18

  Explicit

  Alice and Kris discuss whether heterosexuality is lethal, afterlife nepo babies, and the urgent need for the death deities to step their pussies up.