Xena Made Me Gay

Xena Made Me Gay

by Alice Kasi
Season 2
S2. Ep. 9. Solstice Carol or Closeted Toymaker
Explicit
Alice and Kris discuss whistle-operated animals, Hallmark-movie-style family propaganda, and whether going through chimneys is Santa's defining feature.
S2. Ep. 8. Ten Little Warlords or Heterohorny Brain Fog
Explicit
Alice and Kris discuss whether a fan qualifies as a windmill, moving corpses, and the fact that mortal Ares is the hottest Ares.
S2. Ep. 7. Intimate Stranger or Homocidal Obsession
Explicit
Alice and Kris discuss sword-fighting as foreplay, life-saving herbal moisturizers, and what Nicolas Cage has learned from Lucy Lawless.
S2. Ep. 6. Warrior... Princess... Tramp or Plant Husband
Explicit
Alice and Kris discuss slut-shaming of horny women, Brechtian villains, and Ares’s alleged fertility.
S2. Ep. 5. The Return of Callisto or Kinky Dungeon Chair
Explicit
Alice and Kris discuss Xena and Gabrielle's first onscreen kiss, quicksand-based childhood trauma, and which body parts are needed for consuming food.
S2. Ep. 4. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun or The Uncanny Valley of Facial Hair
Explicit
Alice and Kris discuss Joxer's internalized homophobia, Ancient Greek hip-hop, and whether we're competition for Contrapoints.
S2. Ep. 3. Giant Killer or Very Very Very Tall Bushes
Explicit
Alice and Kris discuss Gabrielle converting to Judaism, budget sky burials, and whether an Achilles heel can be on the face.
S2. Ep. 2. Remember Nothing or Baddie Circle Jerk
Explicit
Alice and Kris discuss Xena doing dumb girl drag, siblings as metamours, and how well the movie "Bedazzled" aged.
S2. Ep. 1. Orphan of War or Mom-shaming
Explicit
Alice and Kris discuss the backlash against well-oiled baddies, Xena's spidey sense and the episode's surprisingly trans-affirming message.
Season 1
24. Is There a Doctor in the House or General Blabla
Explicit
Alice and Kris discuss twink lovers, chill deer skills, and the ways that Xena invented and immediately perfected medicine.
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