Why am I Reading This?!
by Chasity Corbin and Andrea Yamamoto-AlvearSeason 1
"Get a mocha-frappa-bullsh*t that I LOVE" - Gendered by T.C. Morgan
Chasity and Andréa delve into what seems to be a utopia where gender doesn't exist until you're 16... but is it? T.C. Morgan's "Gendered" explores what might happen if humans modified themselves to birth sexless "slates" who are then given a test that reveals their gender. And how it might all go terribly wrong. Find the book here or in bookstores! (also, buy the audiobook when it's available!)"Girl... you a monster f*cker?" - How to Get A Girlfriend (When You're a Terrifying Monster" by Marie Cardno
Cthulhu-esque monsters, witchy scientists with portals, and a lot of screaming? Sounds like a sapphic romance to me! In the second installment of trying to read books based on their husbands' interests, Andréa ended up finding a book that was more to hers and Chasity's interests...whoops! This is also our first tipsy edition! Find this book here or in bookstores.Husbando Edition - Hench by Natalie Zina Walschots
Chasity and Andréa are dragging their husbands into it! This week's surprise "make me read it" was Hench by Natalie Zina Walschots. A combination of "The Boys" and "The Venture Brothers", Hench follows Anna, as she goes from office working temp for villains to master airer-of-dirty-laundry on the superheroes. Even though Chasity didn't finish (we were on a time crunch!), the first half of this massive book is action packed. Will the husbands want to read it? Let's try to convince them! You can find Hench here or anywhere books are sold."Dino Death By Snu Snu" - Taken by Dinosaurs by Whitney Fox
Please note, we have some pretty bad mic issues. But there is no way we were recording this one again. This book was ROUGH. This week, the hostesses try to manage their way into their most..... complain-filled episode yet! Check them out discussing "Taken By Dinosaurs" by Whitney Fox."Gay Attracts To Us Like Stink on Sh*t!" - Grave Robber Roses by A.M. Kelly
This week Chasity and Andréa get a little bit too excited over more girl-girl love in A.M. Kelly's "Grave Robber Roses". Ashton realizes that her father has no intention of allowing her to study for a degree in necromancy, she disguises herself as a man and runs off to make a name for herself. Find this book here or in bookstores."Scooby-Doo-Ass Sleuthing" Make Me Read It: "Hope Never Dies: An Obama Biden Mystery" by Andrew Shaffer -- PART TWO
Come back for part two of this silly presidential mystery while our politics burn themselves to a terrifying future! Chasity finishes off hilarious buddy-cop book "Hope Never Dies: An Obama Biden Mystery" by Andrew Shaffer with special guest Mike and co-host Andrea. Who is the murderer? WAS there a murderer? Will Joe get his milk?! Find it here or in bookstores. Please forgive the occasional strange audio mishaps in the video. Sadly, nothing could be done about it this time around."Joe, Drink your Milk and Take a Nap!" - Make Me Read It: "Hope Never Dies: An Obama Biden Mystery" by Andrew Shaffer -- PART ONE
This week, Chasity decided that the current political climate calls for time to make fun of politicians. And what perfect book to do that with than ""Hope Never Dies: An Obama Biden Mystery" by Andrew Shaffer. Special guest Mike, a friend from Chasity's High School days joins them for this hilarious fictional politician mystery... With hilarious impressions! Find it here or in bookstores. Oh and SURPRISE! IT'S A TWO PARTER!! Please forgive the occasional strange audio mishaps in the video. Sadly, nothing could be done about it this time around."Don't Tempt me, Frodo" - Unhinged by Vera Valentine
This week, Chasity and Andréa got into some seriously weird 18+ shenanigans with Unhinged by Vera Valentine. When a Door falls in love with the new tenant in his apartment, can he convince her to love him so that he can save her? Join us for this strange and strangely hot read! Find this book here, here, or in bookstores."She's a ride or die!" - Always Carry Your Scythe by Pip Paisley
This week Chasity and Andréa are talking about Death's daughter in Pip Paisley's "Always Carry Your Scythe". Trixie is a waitress at her Aunt Harry's bar when the Angel Investigative Bureau (AIB) comes asking about her estranged mother, Death herself! When Trixie's best friend is in danger, this girl is willing to go to any lengths to save her. Find this book here or in bookstores."How am I supposed to make this funny?" - My Best Friend's Exorcism by Grady Hendrix
"She did NOT pull a Mean Girls!" Chasity and Andrea read through the wild and disturbing world of Grady Hendrix's "My Best Friend's Exorcism". Set in the 1980s, this book has teens, body horror, religious schools, and drugs! Get ready for gore - it's the 80s, baby! Find it here or wherever books are sold.