Chaos? We’ve lived it. We’ve dodged it. And sometimes… we’ve caused it. This week, NuNu Paris & Raffi break down how to keep your cool when the universe, politics, and your social calendar are all trying you at once.

From Mercury Retrograde turning texts into disasters, to Trump’s DC takeover feeling like a low-budget horror sequel, to the whiplash of going from Market Days glitter to back-to-reality blues, we’re unpacking how to survive the chaos without becoming the villain in your own story. Is it all bad luck—or are we just living through Freakier Friday?

Plus, we test our composure in two games: Chill or Spill?, where we decide if wild scenarios deserve zen energy or full dramatics, and DC or Dictator?, the shocking trivia game that proves truth is stranger than fiction.

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