Women and Children First, After Us

by Fred, Alan, and Andrew

Brothers Fred and Alan came from Brooklyn to New Jersey 16 years ago, becoming instant legends among locals while working behind the deli counter in a grocery store. Their unique storytelling style, opinions and outlook are enthralling and hilarious. Join us in our tales of meeting difficult people that need more doses of humanity.

Podcast episodes

  • Season 1

  • A Nose Dive Into Pure Selfishness

    A Nose Dive Into Pure Selfishness

    Where has people's common sense and decency gone? It feels like it took a decline after the pandemic. People walking in the middle of the road.

  • Spiteful Pieces of Bologna

    Spiteful Pieces of Bologna

    Some people go out of their way to try to make other people more miserable.

  • Episode 5 - Favors for Bad Friends

    Episode 5 - Favors for Bad Friends

    Fred, Alan, and Andrew talk about how supposed friends can just be takers and users.

  • Episode 4 - Shredded Pieces of Humanity

    Episode 4 - Shredded Pieces of Humanity

    Fred, Alan, and Andrew bring you more stories from the depths and pits of humanity.

  • Episode 3 - Out to Get Us

    Episode 3 - Out to Get Us

    Who needs enemies when you have coworkers?