Episode 1: How to Survive Disney When You're Not a Disney Person (But Your Co-Host Very Much Is)

Welcome to Utilidork — the podcast for people who love Disney a little too much, and the people who rely on those people to have a good time.

In our "first" episode, we're pulling back the curtain on how this whole thing started: a Disney World trip that could have been a logistical disaster, but wasn't — because one of is a grisled Disney World expert and the other one bought tickets and booked a hotel thinking it was basically a really expensive Six Flags.

Meet your hosts. Matt is a full-blown Disney adult — unashamed, encyclopedic, and the kind of guy who has opinions about park rope drop strategy. Zack (me) is an emergency manager who plans for literal disasters for a living and still somehow underestimated Disne ...