Up The Aft
TUNA GATE
WILLY MCDUFF
THE FIRST ANNUAL UP THE AFTIES
COOL PREFERENCE NO TALKING
OXFORD STREET IKEA
MOLTEN LAVA DRUMSTICK MAMA
CRYSTALLIZED CANDIED GINGER
MAMA SHE'S BALD
FUH-GINA
PEDUNCLE, PEDUNCLE
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by Georgie Porgie & Titty Kaka
Miss Georgie is back in the UK so these two salty showgirls couldn't be further apart. There's a new artisan cafe open on the Isle of Wight and Georgie is obsessed. Titty can't stand tuna on a Jacket Potato... what would be your topping Diane?
An event over the weekend in Glasgow has swept the globe and the girls simply HAD to come back out the woodwork to talk about it! Miss Georgie brings some erotic updates from National Geographic and Titty gives her best advice about getting out of a sticky situation!
The girls are bouncing around the globe but pull together for the one year anniversary special of the podcast sweeping the seven seas. Miss Georgie talks about her time in Gran Canaria and Miss Titty reveals her upcoming travel plans over the holidays!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN GHOULISH GIRLIES... It's Halloween in the studio and the girls talk through some of the best, and worst treats to hand out at the door. They talk about walking through fabric shops and Miss Georgie surprises Titty with a last minute trick or trivia...
Your new favourite bi-weekly treat is back. These salty showgirls fill you in on all things onboard. Georgie is preparing for a holiday, and Titty lets us know of a secret make-up hack that has people raising their eyebrows!
The girls are back and are joined with a very special guest... she is non other than the podcasts #1 fan... Barb Just Barb! There's a liquid lunch in the Crew Mess, Miss Georgie fills us in on her hen-do weekend and the girls have some interesting advice for a cupcake connoisseur!
As Miss Titty starts her homeward journey she has managed to bring her microphone in her hand luggage and is narrating her time through the airport. Miss Georgie provided a shiny snack of the week and talks us through the process of drug and alcohol testing onboard!
It's laundry day and Titty's cabin is covered in clothes. The theme of the week is preparing to debark, the girls try an unusual snack in the Crew Mess from Croatia...
Miss Georgie has been to the doctors and the results are in. Her throat is WRECKED! Are aliens real? The girls debate. Miss Titty tries her hand at directing Miss Georgie as she reminisces about her past voiceover work.
The girls are back after Miss Georgie's crippling yeast infection. The studio is proud to be part of an out-reacharound program by inviting the one and only Harry Clayton-Wright! They chat about the tastes of the summer, they try something very interesting in the Crew Mess and talk about Barbie, the film sweeping the box office!