Ep. 12 I'm Too Old For This Shit

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Unhinged Memoirs Podcast

Episode Title: “I’m Too Old for This Shit”*

In this episode of Unhinged Memoirs, we’re embracing our inner grumpy grandmas and declaring what we’re officially too old to tolerate. From chaotic group texts that drain our souls to the soul-crushing small talk we refuse to fake anymore—we’re airing it ALL out.

We’ll break down:

• Why group texts should come with a mute button and a warning label.

• The bad fashion choices we left behind (and the ones that haunt us in old photos).

• How staying out late is a personal attack on our mental health.

• The fact that closure is overrated—because guess what? Sometimes the closure is simply not caring anymore.

• And why small talk is the conversational equivalent of a dial-up internet connection: slow, ...