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Rebel Daydreams

Rebel Daydreams

by Dr. Rebel

Comedy Fiction Drama

Footprints in the Slime | Monster Interviews

Are you looking for a new religion? Or perhaps several? This monster interview show offers you a bevy of options. You could, perhaps, worship a pile of goo. Or maybe a dragon with three heads. Or maybe you ditch all that and read tea leaves instead. Perhaps you pick "spirituality" instead of religion so you can believe only the hokum you want to believe. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - The Slime Wizard. A cube made of jelly has eaten a wizard and now the wizard wants you to join a cult. Good idea? Bad idea?... bad idea. Don't join the slime cult. 08:45 - Show announcement 09:40 - The Hobgoblin Warlord. People think this guy is as dumb as a bag of rocks, just because he is a hobgoblin. Maybe... Maybe those people are the ones who are as dumb as a bag of rocks instead. WOW! What an insight. 16:57 - The Lying Oracle. Evildoers don't understand that providing an actual service to do-gooders can enable evil, evil deeds. This oracle breaks it down for us. Into tiny, digestible chunks. Wait, don't eat that. That's poison. CREDITS: Dr. Rebel as Acererak, the undead wizard Ollie Hennigan (@jakey_babub) as Glabagool the Slime Wizard Robert Arjet as Azarr Khul, the warlord Avi Morgan (@avienda_atx) as Baba Lysaga, the witch of Barovia Sarah (@lexspecs) as Sabba the Oracle. IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share this episode with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

Noir Parody | Schodinger's Gun: A Hard-Bitten Detective Afraid of Gay Bars

This one-act play is a parody of "The Maltese Falcon" and other noir detective stories. When Captain Bagel took the case of the missing cat, Chekov, he had no idea that it would lead to a gay bar. Instead of following the one lead he has, he confronts the Swedish mafia, orchestrates a library heist, and attempts to sleep with everybody he thinks has concave genitals. Will Captain Bagel overcome his heterosexism to solve the case? Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes every other Tuesday at 8AM. Ordinarily, we would have timestamps for each scene, but it would give too much away this time. So we'll skip straight to the credits! CREDITS: - Drew as Captain Bagel - Merritt Chilton as Antoinette - Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Schrodinger, the titular gun, and Carrie the librarian - Dr. Rebel (@rebeldaydreamspodcast) as Mitch - Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Keith - Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as Harold and Doctor Vandentrapp CONTENT WARNINGS: Homophobia, transphobia, sexism IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share it with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

My Buddy the Mind Flayer

We know you love brain-related content! Do friends eat each others' brains? Better question - if you haven't eaten your friend's brains, are you really friends at all?

Homo for Corn Dogs | Queer and Absurd Skits

This episode has everything you need as a comedy fan. From corn dogs, to graduate-level mathematics pick-up lines, to repeated exclamations of "no homo", we have it all. Everything you could possibly need. Did I mention "no homo"? Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:15 - Fibonacci Nightclub. Two bros try to meet women. The operative word is "try". 04:24 - The Meatamorphosis: A Ballad of Chicken Salad. Gregor Samsa awakens one morning to discover he's been turned into a chicken salad sandwich! 12:14 - The Corn Dogs of Amontillado. This story of revenge features a corn dog iron maiden. No homo. Or maybe a little homo. The appropriate amount of homo. CREDITS: Dr. Rebel as the host Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Nightclub Bro # 1 Brady D. as Nightclub Bro # 2 Jeff W. as the narrator and elderly father in "The Meatamorphosis" Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as the mother in "The Meatamorphosis". Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as the sister in "The Meatamorphosis". Dwayne Shaw as Gregor the chicken salad sandwich Carrie as Fortunado the corn dog savant Lauren Bard as Montresor the vegan Various creators on pixabay.com created sound effects Martin Whitmore created the logos CONTENT WARNINGS: Vore adjacent content, starvation IF YOU ENJOYED THE EPISODE, YOU CAN: Share this episode with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

The Mythical Hater

Lil Gucci Dawg is always taking about his haters. Who are they?

Sh*tty Wizards: Tales of Powerful Yet Incompetent Sorcerers | Comedy Podcast

This queer and absurd skit show is about wizards who can't accomplish basic tasks. Just because you have cosmic powers over time and space doesn't mean you know how to finish a ribbon cutting ceremony, apparently. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:34 - Urist McUrist explains why we should care about stupid, stupid wizards. 03:31 - Ordering Beers at the Bar. A drunk bartender is too busy flirting to sell booze. That's literally his job. What a FOOL! 11:45 - Wimbo, the Bimbo Wizard. A student consorts with demonic powers to obtain... a sandwich. A really excellent sandwich, at least. 17:40 - The Worst Wizard Duel Ever. In a fight to the death, two wizards repeatedly fail to harm each other in any meaningful way. 26:03 - Wizard Tower Grand Opening. It's just a ribbon cutting ceremony. What could possibly go wrong? Many, many things. 33:21 - Kobold Sandwiches. I like all kinds of food, but sometimes when you sample food from a culture you're not used to, things get Weird. 40:34 - You're Not A 9. Ingloria the bard wants to learn how to make love potions, but is unwilling to put any effort in. 45:03 - Hell Pegging. The bimbo wizard engages in an unusual sex act with her former professor. But it's in Hell, so it's fine. 51:21 - Training an Anti-Magic Seal. The seal is not an arcane sigil. It is an animal that goes "arf arf". Arf arf, little seal. 56:23 - Bottling Your Scent. A humanoid elephant wants to buy a healing potion, but the shopkeeper keeps making it weird. CREDITS: @sarahsunshinesullivan as Urist McUrist, the dwarven necromancer, our narrator. John B. as Abu-Dhazim, a socially incompetent wizard professor. Nova as Aleph, a snooty wizard graduate student. Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as Ingloria, the bard who couldn't flirt his way out of a paper bag. Wendy Scoggins (@viperveephoto, @goodgirl_gonegoth) as Wimbo, the Bimbo Wizard Anabel M as Dolfrat, Wimbo's talking black cat Ollie Hennigan (@jakey_babub )as Meepo, the Kobold Witch Gambit as Hwytty, the Lizard Wizard Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Tuskulus, the elephant person barbarian @thebasschef as Cathy, the Anti-Magic Seal CONTENT WARNINGS: Strong sexual content, cartoon violence. IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share it with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

Gleb's deathbed

The king with an AK-47 faces his mortality. He has a plan. A predictable plan. Hint: it involves his AK-47.

Child Sacrifice and You | Monster Interviews

This skit show includes spirited debates about feminism, social distancing, and killing and eating children. This is part of the "Kill them all" series, where villains discuss immortality, cannibalism, and generally how to contribute to the broader community of evildoers. We know you dnd nerds are aching for humor related to your hobby- thank God for us! Or Asmodeus, if you prefer. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes every other Tuesday at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - The COVID-19 virus shares what it's like to massacre so many people. 10:28 - A witch who lives in a tree trunk talks about feminism. 16:06 - Show announcement 17:43 - A knight in shining armor catches our host and tortures him! Hey, torture is only cool when I do it, man! 23:34 - A matriarch discusses the pros and cons of child sacrifice. She says it's overrated. Say, listener, what's your opinion of child sacrifice? Tell us in the comments below! CREDITS: Dr. Rebel as Acererak, the undead wizard Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as COVID-19. Avi Morgan (@avienda_atx) as Baba Lysaga, the witch of Barovia Wendy Scoggins (@viperveephoto, @goodgirl_gonegoth) as Artus Cimber, a knight in shining armour Xidaer (@Xidaerlee, xidaerlee.com (http://xidaerlee.com) as Baenre, the dark elf matriarch IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share this episode with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

How to Manipulate Kings

Sabba the oracle tells us all about how to use fortune telling to get people to make really awful decisions.

Not the Virgo Supercluster!!! | Queer and Absurd Skits

We keep talking about the Virgo Supercluster. How we're worse than them. And now you get to find out exactly how much worse we are. It'll be one shining brief moment of clarity in your life. Don't forget to breathe. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 03:18 - Politically Correct Meat. A war leader learns the proper way to address his war-band. 05:04 - The Greatest Shame. Time travel is invented to correct a social blunder. 08:53 - A Virgonian, an Earthling, and an Unholy Cosmic Entity walk into a bar... 11:19 - How to Drink Water. Humans are 70% water, but nobody knows how to really appreciate it. Except for one person, who will enlighten us all. 15:28 - Robot Dad Sitcom. A mom introduces her teenager to her AI boyfriend. Topical, anyone? 19:51 - Wedding Heckler. That one friend at your buddy's wedding keeps interrupting the service. Can you blame him? Those things are boring. 23:21 - Virgonian Defeat. The host from the Virgo supercluster takes their leave. My comedy was too unabsurd to keep them. Pardon me while I weep uncontrollably. CREDITS: Dr. Rebel as the host, Johannes the time travel scientist, and Robot Dad. Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as the Virgonian and a non-binary orc Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as Oliver the time travel scientist, Bernard the groom, Robert Arjet as the Orc Major. Lauren Bard as a feminist orc, Sarah the bride, and a water enthusiast. Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as another feminist orc, a priest marrying some people, and someone who just needs to drink some goddamn water. @sarahsunshinesullivan as a vegan orc, and Mitch the wedding heckler. Sarah (@lexspecs) as Ada the robot loving mom. Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as an angry teenager. Dan Warren (danwarren.bandcamp.com) created various theme songs Martin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logo Various creators on pixabay.com created sound effects CONTENT WARNINGS: General vampire chicanery and cartoon violence. Discussion of death and social unrest. IF YOU ENJOYED THE EPISODE, YOU CAN: Share this episode with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

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