Treasury and Defense Secretaries literally fought over seating arrangements in Trump's Cabinet room. Welcome to Wednesday in Trump World, where grown adults run the government like a cafeteria.
Trump's redesigning Air Force One with gold toilet seats, marble counters & a Diet Coke fountain. Plus cabinet drama that sounds like reality TV. 1033 days to go!
When golden toilet seats aren't enough! Trump wants monthly "Appreciation Rallies" - mandatory for federal employees. Plus: Chief of Staff loses Twitter fight to a teen.
Trump hangs AI superhero images of himself in the Oval Office while struggling to operate a golf cart. Plus MTG discovers mountains and cabinet musical chairs continues.
Trump declares vegetables a "deep state conspiracy" at bizarre nutrition summit, Don Jr. launches TrumpCoin 2.0, & we reveal exclusive White House bathroom tweeting details.
RFK Jr. and Elon Musk battle over redesigning America's food pyramid, complete with brain worm jokes, Mars colonization diets, and competing cryptocurrencies for organic food.
Ed and Mia break down today's Trump World chaos: 25% EU tariffs, 12,000 EPA employees 'liberated' by Elon's DOGE, Zelenskyy called worst negotiator ever, the Gulf of America actually passing committee, Trump Jr's crypto crash, and a Mar-a-Lago state dinner with a DJ.
The President says he gets 3 AM visits from dead founding fathers who endorse renaming the Washington Monument after him. Just another normal Tuesday in Trump World Daily.