Kelly and Christi send Melissa to the brink with their seemingly friendly questions about her engagement, which is, for reasons unknown, a taboo subject. Melissa gets her lawyers on the phone. The other moms get cease and desist letters. We're all confused. Meanwhile the girls are headed to Chicago to face off against the Candy Apples and the question on everyone's mind is: Can Maddie beat Mr. Justice, the knight in shiny armor? Truly a nail-biter. Clowns abound, both on and off stage.