(To the tune of the Australian National Anthem)

Odysseus led quite the course

He sailed to foreign lands

He hid inside a wooden horse

While his men shit their pants

They shit and shit and shit and shit

Their pants were filled to burst

Would they say that it was worth it

Or they were darkly cursed?

That horse was filled with so much shit

It's aaaaaaa prettttttty good prraaaaaaaank!