Three Gooners walk into a bar

Three Gooners walk into a bar

by Three Gooners walk into a bar
LeisureSoccer
Season 1
... and we'll see you in August
Okaaay… are we carrying on, or are we calling it for the summer? We have the conversation live on the pod and figure out what happens next. Either way, thank you for listening this season — and we’ll see you in August. Have a great summer! Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.
S1 · E44
Jun 24, 2026
12:33
… and that's the way we like It, like It, we love it!
There’s a World Cup on. Fuck it… we’re not watching. At least not yet. Instead, we’re doing what every football fan does when there are no Arsenal games to obsess over: talking transfers. Lots of transfer talk. Who are we being linked with? Who do we actually want? And does John have any limits whatsoever? (Spoiler: no.) There’s also a Shout Out, a Kick in The Dick, and all the usual pub nonsense. That’s it. Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.
S1 · E43
Jun 17, 2026
45:16
… and the end-of-season rewind
The season is over, and for whatever reason, we just can’t get ourselves excited about the World Cup. So instead, we’re taking it easy and looking back on the season. We pick our favourite moment, goal, signing, player and even our favourite segment from the podcast. A fun one, a reflective one, and a chance to celebrate everything that made the season memorable. And don’t worry — Kick in The Dick is still here. That’s it. Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast. https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabar
S1 · E42
Jun 10, 2026
47:19
… and we were PL champions before the CL final, and we’re still PL champions after!
It wasn’t our Champions League final. But hey, it happens. We break down the whole game — the penalties, Raya, the referee, and everything in between. Somehow we also end up talking about Liverpool’s season, because apparently that's where the conversation takes us. But when all is said and done, we were Premier League champions before the Champions League final, and we’re still Premier League champions after it. There’s a shoutout, a Kick in The Dick, and we round things off with a quick look at some transfer rumours. That’s it. Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.
S1 · E41
Jun 3, 2026
46:54
… and now on to PSG
Bloody hell, the last week has gone fast. We had an absolutely massive title celebration — the pub was completely packed. We reminisce about an incredible day surrounded by Arsenal fans, the atmosphere, the chaos and everything in between. Buuuut… we also have to look ahead to the Champions League final. The quiz is out this week because nobody prepared anything. We finally wrap up the Scottie tabulations… they won’t be coming back. That’s it. Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast. https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabar That’s it. 🍻
S1 · E40
May 27, 2026
46:35
… and we f*ing did it, CHAMPIONS!
We did it. Champions. Premier League winners 25/26. Did that really just happen? Yes. Yes it did. We break down the entire night at the pub — the emotions, the hype, the friendships, the chaos… the whole show. There’s a bit of quiz, a bit of tabulations, and a lot of celebrating. That’s it. Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast. https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabar
S1 · E39
May 20, 2026
53:15
… and the ref wasn’t positioned correctly (allegedly)
… and Jams finally speaks again Okaaay… the season is slowly coming to an end. But what on earth happened in the last 10 minutes against West Ham? Absolute chaos. We break down all the emotions — the game, the reactions, the panic and the relief. And seriously… David Raya is unbelievable. It’s been a long season and we’re definitely starting to feel drained, but hopefully it’ll all be worth it in the end. John has finally found his rhythm with Kick in The Dick, the quiz is inspired by last week’s 10,000 YouTube views, and of course we’ve got the tabulations. That’s it. Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast. https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabar
S1 · E38
May 13, 2026
49:29
… and pack the kimono, we’re going to the final!
We’re doing two days in a row at the pub — because we’re still not done celebrating the Champions League semi-final win over Atlético Madrid. We break down the game and the madness of the past week in football, which has been absolutely wild. There are a few detours along the way — including kimonos, gods and Chuck Norris. We might still be a bit drunk from yesterday. John needs to sort out his shoutouts, but the quiz was solid. The tabulations are nearing the end — and it’s getting nervy. That’s it. Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.
S1 · E37
May 6, 2026
49:26
… and at least the beers were free!
We’re back at the pub on another sunny Wednesday, recording just before the big Champions League semi-final against Atlético. Heads are a bit all over the place. The season is nearing its end, with just four Premier League games left. We break down the incredibly dull game against Newcastle — thankfully we got the win, but it was a tough watch. We need to get Viggo firing again, because right now the goals are a bit few and far between. Of course, we also look ahead to the Atlético clash — the big one. Luckily, the women still know how to play football. Kick in The Dick, quiz and tabulations as always. That’s it. Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.
S1 · E36
Apr 29, 2026
47:46
… and we’re still in this… Right?
We’re back at the pub on a sunny Wednesday. We break down the game against City — and honestly, it’s not quite as doom and gloom as it might feel. We go through the match, the aftermath, and ask the big question: was that the season? And just how stressful has this campaign actually been? Because when it comes down to it, winning the Premier League is just incredibly hard — but how many managers have actually done it? With five games left and a Champions League semi-final against Atlético coming up, we ask: can we still get just a little bit of champagne football before it’s all said and done? There’s a (quarter?) quiz, Kick in The Dick, and of course the tabulations. That’s it. Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast. RSSVERIFY
S1 · E35
Apr 22, 2026
48:07
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