Story 1: Am I the A**hole for making up ridiculous stories as to how I lost my eye because I'm tired of people asking? OP goes to a restaurant with their friend who decided to go all out and order a huge amount of food and drinks, but when the bill comes, they decide it's time to split the bill...

Story 2: Am I the A-hole for ordering more food when I found out we're splitting the bill? OP is tired of telling people the very personal story of how they lost their eye, so they come up with a fun, but questionable solution to deal with those who show little respect.