In this debut episode of Thread Headquarters, Jordan and Patrice dive into two unforgettable Reddit tales.

First up: a retail worker takes their district manager’s advice literally—“dress for the job you want”—and starts showing up to work in full CEO attire, complete with a suit and briefcase. The results? Customers, coworkers, and even corporate don’t know how to handle it.

Then, we head to a Renaissance fair with a camping crew whose whiny intern pushes them over the edge. With no RV hookups, he keeps demanding a shower… so his coworkers invent a “cistern on the roof” and send him out into a downpour. Sweet, soggy revenge.