Right, so Benjamin Netanyahu has managed to torch through what regional reporting is saying is the equivalent of thirty years’ of normal ammunition use in less than three. Thirty years. That’s Bibi’s idea of portion control apparently: empty the buffet, burn the kitchen down, then ask America if it does refills. You need Slimming World sunshine.

His army is holding fifty-three thousand reservists in service every day. Its tanks and armoured vehicles are needing engines by the thousand. Its air force has crammed roughly nine years of ordinary operations into less than three.

And now he wants more.

More American weapons, that even America itself doesn’t have, because America has been firing its own high-end missiles in Iran, all for Israel’s sake of course, and has been told in no uncertain terms that some of them take years to re ...