This week we’re stirring the pot and dodging subpoenas.

• Our Jada Pinkett Smith fatigue: From the table talks to the timeline think pieces, we break down why her brand of oversharing feels like homework. Spoiler: we did not enroll in this class.

• Pooh Shiesty vs. Gucci Mane: Is trying to snake out of a contract with “creative” illegal tactics a boss move or a jail move? We debate the difference between getting out the deal and getting into RICO.

• Jay-Z interviews: The man can give you 45 minutes of gems that somehow contain zero information. We translate the art of saying a lot while revealing absolutely nothing.

• Personal trainers: Do you want burpees or a therapist? We rant about ...